Racetrack underwear are boxers or tighty whiteys that have many skid marks and burn outs on them. Skid marks being shit stains that are shaped like a car track due to the action of the butt crack gouging the stain into the unerware. Burnouts refer to the holes in underware that the cause of remains a mystery to this very day.
My wife wouldn't sleep with me last night because she was tired of having to deal with my racetrack underwear all the time. I told her if she would stop buying the sams club brand tp then maybe it would not be so severe but she doesn't listen.
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by neurofluid February 4, 2010
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While standing behind an unsuspecting fella, who is preferably deep in conversation or thought, one would reach a hand through his legs upward, grabbing the top of the belt buckle and in one swift, smooth and forceful motion pull down and back and watch the poor gent either smash their face in the ground or complete a front flip. Be prepared to run.
Geoffrey had been egotistically running his mouth all day, so when I noticed he was taking a few pictures with his haggard harem, I swooped in and administered an unforgettable underbender, on film.
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Dude, I totally stole her underwear after wear fucked last nite. I'm going to be performing some serious underwear voodoo tonight when I'm at home by myself.
by RdEx August 17, 2011
Get the underwear voodoo mug.The undergarments a guy wears just about anytime other then when hes knows hes about to score. They are barely holding on to life and could only be identified as underwear by either the owner or a person with a creative mind. Unlike famine underwear, men will wear this for an indefinite period of time until said garment vaporizes.
by inspectah gadget April 17, 2010
Get the Underwear mug.Garments are clothing that Mormons (better stated as members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, or LDS) wear to remind them of who they are. Just as a clergy would wear robes, Mormons believe garments are sacred and used to remind them of the commitments they have to their Father in Heaven. Instead of being an outward expression, as a clergy robe, it is an inward expression of their commitment. They don't believe it gives them magic powers, or wards off evil spirits. Garments, to Mormons, have a deep meaning of their personal commitment to God and their Commitment to follow Christ.
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Magic Underwear (Mormon Garments)
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