Uncle’s Touch

Fondled and/or groped by your uncle.

I got the uncle’s touch last night under the dinner table.

Thanksgiving is always accompanied by pumpkin pie and an uncle’s touch.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

Uncle Scrote

The alpha male of the scrote class. All the qualities of a regular scrote magnified by other qualities such as, urinating on friends furniture, getting in fights with scrotes of the lower class, sleeping in a car for hours on end, stealing alcohol from their place of work, and being intoxicated at times of inconvenience.

Brendon is no average scrote, hes Uncle Scrote.

by The real Uncle Scrote October 18, 2011

Michael-uncle

A person who is older than 40, has never been married or had children and is still living with his parents or in the old house of them.

The female form is "Michaela-aunts".

Last weekend I visited my Michael-uncle. Every Sunday my Michael-uncle is eats dinner with us.

by DjGamba December 14, 2021

Uncle Iroh

Uncle Iroh is arguably the best character in the show: Avatar the last airbender.

him: dude Uncle Iroh is the best
me: ik

by Tama-Kun March 12, 2021

uncle phil

Will Smith's Uncle on the television series "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air". Also has an extreme obsession for turkey, pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes, butter drenched dressing, tiny onions, and cream sauce.

Uncle Phil: Oh my God... turkey. With... PILLOWY mounds of mashed po-taytoes. Butter drenched dressing. TINY ONIONS... swimming in a sea of cream sauce. Ahhh...

by Kadafi March 17, 2008

Great Uncle

A parents uncle

Mildred: hey dad who's Bob
Dad: he's my uncle
Mildred: what does that make him to me
Dad: your great uncle

by Polyphemus August 17, 2013

Uncle Pancakes

So called "alt country" or "Americana" music, etc.

Does anyone in Minneapolis like anything besides crappy Uncle Pancakes?

by MNDandy January 9, 2011