Twitter

The place Donald Trump goes when he forgets he is the president.

Person 1:Did you see trumps tweet?
Person 2: Yeah, that guy make me not want to use Twitter.
Person 1&2: I hate trump.

by Lotus 2.0 April 2, 2020

Twitter

A website that suspends innocent people, but doesn't suspend pedophiles.

"If only twitter would suspend these pedos."
"Why would they? They actively support them."

by Suspend ProdigyFNRP on twitter September 23, 2020

twitter

a very dangerous place, you might need a hazmat suit

im going on twitter

by Tranman64 January 9, 2021

twitter

the physical representation of hell

the world would be a better place if twitter ceased to exist

by i have severe brain damage June 24, 2021

Twitter

The name of the black hole at the center of the galaxy.

Scientists hypothesize that Twitter will suck in anything within it's reach

by dragonkeeper123 March 21, 2010

Twitter

To finger another man's asshole in a really gay way

Rogers I has a really long day you need to twitter me right now

by Roger E. Lee April 22, 2010

the twitters

Similar to the word "jitters", the twitters indicate a form of social intensity symptomatic of someone posting tweets far too frequently on Twitter. In adjective form, "twittery".

"Richard's posted 45 tweets in the past hour - somebody's got the twitters."

"Sheila's got a proper case of the twitters - she's updated damn near 100 times since lunch time.

by photodna March 2, 2009