Kicking the twigs

A person who is wasting their time with insignificant little things, not lazy but avoiding the serious things.

Jim, stop kicking the twigs and focus on the real at hand.

by Neur0c1d3 August 19, 2023

twig

usually a dumbass bitch

twig sucks

by ryanslifeisok May 29, 2018

twig

word used to define a tall, skinny boy named tristan

woah did you see that guy? yeah he's a twig

by savvynita January 1, 2015

Twig

A term used in Manchester to describe a sound guy

"Aw that Liam Fray is a proper twig"

by Hjjv February 21, 2017

Twig thicc

When one is skinny, yet has muscle and jiggle

Hey man you gain weight?
Yeah dude. I’m now twig thicc bro

by WhiteRabbit XOXO December 27, 2019

Honed twig

An insult used by 45 year old British men believed to mean as useless as sharpened twig.

I cant believe we teamed with you, you honed twig.

by Twig muncher August 27, 2025

Friggin’ the twig

To masturbate with a semi

I had to brutally wank that out by friggin’ the twig

by I Smeldit August 31, 2021