turtle

a bum who only takes a shit every other hour

man that new kid is a shitty turtle

by scc12321 October 19, 2010

Turtle

They are best most awesomest animals know to mankind. They are all cool and slow and like SWAG "yo whatupp im a turtle" Only some people know about their plan to dominate the world and make many explosions in the middle of the ocean... watch out for that supper awesome world dominating turtle!

Dude dat turtle so SWAG!

Wait does it have a bomb?!
....
(you're dead)

by swaggie turtle May 24, 2013

turtleing

to move extremely slow

Sorry I'm so late, but the kids were turtleing this morning. Or....quit turtleing! I'm ready to go!

by Juliahh August 14, 2006

turtle

A bitch ho.

Shawn Morrish is a turtle.

by Kevin Costner January 19, 2004

Turtle

The act of poking your asian girlfriend's nipple inward while saying "turtle!".

Kyle poked Tina's nipple inward and screamed turtle!

by Tinababy January 11, 2009

Turtle

A really cute guy; a hot person.

"Woha! Look at that turtle!!"

by Andrea and Chelsea August 25, 2005

Turtle

A synonym for marijuana

"Whoa dude, Jackson got some good as Turtle"

by Numbmumd March 24, 2019