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turtles all the way down

When you are having an argument and you see your logic begin to fail, you can use this phrase to automatically win. This of course only works if the reference is understood.

The phrase originates from a conversation that occured directly after a speech which described how the earth revolves around the sun.

At the end of the speech an elderly lady stood up and said,

"What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise."

The scientist then smugly asked,

"What is the tortoise standing on?"

"You're very clever, young man, very clever", said the old lady. "But it's turtles all the way down!"

This anecdote was made "popular" by Stephen Hawking, who told it at the begining of his book "A Brief History of Time."
"Your an idiot.. Theres 35 letters in the english alphabet not 26...

Lets count.

A = 1
B = 2
C = 3 "

....

"Z=26 ... ... um ...

then its just turtles all the way down. "
by Frggr February 12, 2010
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Dirty Turtles

the act of two men making passionate love on a bed that has ninja turtle sheets on it.
at first chad didnt want to play dirty turtles, so i waited until he fell asleep, then i played dirty turtles all night long
by d mite November 24, 2007
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The phrase you say when you when an un-completeness of turtle watching.
Friend 1: Hey I saw a Turtle in the parking lot!

Friend 2: Where is it?!

Friend 1: Theres no Turtle I needed to get your attention.

Friend 2: Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.
by ghoul138 May 9, 2011
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Used to describe a very small and Ugly Penis
girl 1:"I saw mike naked...he's been skinny dipping with snapping turtles."

girl 2: "That small huh?"

girl 1: "yeah...I had a hard time not laughing."
by grizzlyjack July 6, 2010
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DJ Tuttle

Hottest guy on the planet that would rock you world every night with a dick that ranges 7 to 8 inches
DJ, hot, sexy, orgasmic, DJ Tuttle
by all the women that like sex April 30, 2011
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Dem Turtles

A server filled with dummies (except donaven bc he is cool)
Dem Turtles is awesoem server 10/10
by CoolGuy1000005 August 24, 2021
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Two Dead Turtles

Something someone will never understand with a couple.
Hey you ever heard of two dead turtles?
No what is it?
I guess you will never know.
by -nuthin June 18, 2025
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