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Feed the toad

Term used when someone is being greedy. If you keep giving someone what they want it will eventually turn out bad for both of you. Reference is to feeding an African bullfrog 100 crickets and a mouse. The end result was the frog shit all over itself and the aquarium.
If his parents keep giving him everything he wants they'll have a spoiled kid on their hands. Feed the toad!!
by bill1970 December 1, 2013
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Horny Toad

A aroused Toad.

The name of a expensive clothing website.
Horny Toad - I want to engulf the narrow space that is your vagina, with my seed.

Not so Horny Toad - I would have considered it but now, I think you're just gross.

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Man, you should check out www.hornytoad.com I went there expecting porn but, instead I found awesome cloths that don't stain easily.
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stroke the toad

Man 1 - please, no!

Man 2 - stroke the toad bitch!
by Canned snail May 28, 2016
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shoal toad

quit being a shoal toad

shoal
by kae_d April 4, 2010
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Toad Spit

Toilet water splashed up onto your anus while you sit on the toilet. Could be caused by dropping a fat turd or when flushing before standing.
I hate when the automatic toilets at Wal-Mart go off when I'm not done, I always get splashed with toad spit.
by Eneshi April 18, 2018
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the almighty Toad

The almighty toad. Beautiful. Handsome. Majestic. He is everything you wish you were. Favorite food: bagel. Intelligence: 4 iq. Favorite activity: bashing his head on a rock. Creator REEzardRamen
“I would nuke the country of turkey if the almighty Toad asked me to” (me)
by REEzardRamen July 5, 2022
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Fire Toad

you just watch the new helluva boss episode, heard the little kid say it and are now looking it up so you dont feel stupid about not knowing what it means
"Look mommy! They let fire toads in here!!!"
by McChicken9241 May 30, 2023
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