tom

the jesus of myspace; he created a world in which people can become friends, lovers, and then meet up and rape each other.

Oh gosh, I'm so glad Tom made myspace...oh yeah but i do feel bad about Susan.

-What happened?

Didnt you hear? She met up with some kid she met on myspace and then she got raped and killed.

-Oh, but that wont happen to me :)

tom by GROOZY July 29, 2008

Tom

A pale skinned fagget that no one likes. He hangs out with people, but they all secretly hate him. His head is abnormally small compared to his broad shouldered body. Oh man tom is just the equivalent of retarded.

" Who's that pale skinned fucker over there"
"Oh that's just Tom"
" Is he dying?"
" No he's just that pale"

Tom by TOMISABIGJERKOFFSHIT May 5, 2009

tom

Someone who is not my friend!!!

I don't know tom, how can he and i be friends.

tom by PAGIS!!! December 14, 2008

Tom

The sexiest boy on the planet, who knows how to make a girl feel amazing and very loved

Everyone needs a Tom in their life <3

Hey look it's tom

ohh damn i wish he was mine :P

Tom by Lozzieee June 12, 2012

Tom

The creator of MySpace, once a computer game hacker when he was 14 years old, who will one day brainwash the innocent minds of teens all over the world.

He will not stop until he has all the friends in the world. Tom MySpace

Tom by Nobue March 17, 2009

tom

A code word for alcohol. used when someone who shouldnt no alcohol is around is... around.

"Is Tom comin to this party dude?"
"FUCK YEA!!!!"

tom by Dan Rad February 24, 2007

Tom

Probably one of the most generic people on earth, often has his name forgotten by others, or isnt even recognized. Also referred to by the name "John Doe"

Tom: hey guys!
jane: "wow that guy is such a John Doe, he has been at this school for six years now, i can't even remember his name"
Sam: "lets just not speak to him to save our selves from sheer emberassment"

Tom by tom generic January 21, 2009