Fritter Titties

Droopy, Floppy, Pendulous, Saggy, Slouchy, or Wilting Boobies.

Check out dat mama! WHOOOA! Nevermind! She got dem ugly fritter titties!

by Heavy Debbie January 22, 2010

pancake titties

Her tits look like 2 flaps of skin hanging off the body, with no density. When she bends over, they look flat, like a pancake, when seen from the side view.

That stripper bent over to pick up the dollar; she had the nastiest pancake titties I have ever seen!

by crypto-jypto July 24, 2003

I'm going to need four hands! To give those titties four thumbs down!

A quote spoken by Dave Chappelle acting as Rick James on Chappelles Show in the skit, "Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories".

"I'm going to need four hands! To give those titties four thumbs down!"

by Supermajic September 10, 2005

Turtle titties

Boobs with nipples that cave in like pot holes.

"Dude. That girl has turtle titties!"

by ImperialNarwahl May 11, 2014

Hoagie Titties

A girls boobs that look good in a bra but when removed look like 2 daily specials from Subway.

Man that girl was bangin but im not into 12 inch hoagie titties.

by Derek Renfroe July 26, 2006

titties

girls have them, boys like them, and babies drink from them!!

May i suck you titties, ma'am

by knaalknsfg;askldnv;kdngvjkanvj October 6, 2015

floating on a cloud of titties

"floating on a cloud of titties" is an expression used to convey a comfortable feeling of utter ecstasy in one's state of being.

Holy shit this X is AWESOME!! I feel like I'm floating on a cloud of titties.

by Cunninglinguist69 September 9, 2008