Thumper

a girl/boy thats in everybody face and flirtin

John: yea isabella is my girlfriend
Gerold : she a thumper wrd2mydeadson *chefs kiss*

by NycBitchhhh December 29, 2021

jizz thumper

a man in his mid fifties who likes to roll around in his own semen and yell random shit as loud as he can.

your dads a f****** jizz thumper!!!

by num nut December 5, 2019

thumper

when you thump the hump a little too hard that they fucking die

I'm going to thump the fuck out of you
They call me a thumper if you know what i mean

by Trump1`12 January 22, 2024

Pumpkin thumper

Someone who has such an intense and unhealthy attraction to individuals with red hair, pale skin, and freckles that they will only date or have sex with someone of the ginger persuasion.

"Why do you only date redheads? I can't imagine sleeping with one soulless ginger, much less exclusively!"
"What can I say? I'm a certified pumpkin thumper."

by PumaKiwi July 12, 2024

thumper sticker

A bumper sticker-like slogan imprinted on a t-shirt.

"Hey, did you see that thumper sticker on that guy's t-shirt?"

"Wow, the thumper sticker on that woman's t-shirt is cool!"

by PRwiz101 May 10, 2009

Thumper

Masturbating and shitting simultaneously.

Dave: I’ve just had the best thumper in Wetherspoons toilet!
Alan: What’s a thunper?
Dave: A wank and a shit at the same time!
Alan: I’ll be right back, I’m going to Wetherspoons toilet!

by B. Kizzle September 24, 2022

Tub Thumper

Someone who's just wild about Harry and Harry's wild about her.

I'm suing my boyfriend for marriage under the Americans with Disabilities Act on the grounds were trying to mutually sabotage our Pursuit of Happiness as incarcerated individuals. We and are friends are tub thumpers in this cause.

by Poquets January 13, 2023