income tax

A an immoral & corrupt system used to enslave the working population of a given state or nation. Any nation with an income tax is not truly a free country, because it requires that a substantial percentage of your income goes to the government without your consent.

If a citizen refuses to pay this tax, they will often be arrested at point of gun, and put in jail - making it a true definition of slavery.
Slavery still exists in America today. It has just taken on the form of the oppressive income tax.
by Jimmy F. March 23, 2007
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Cat Tax

To give credit towards Cats on an image board. Typical use on Imgur.
"Cat Tax" (posts an image of a Cat when the subject is not that of a cat)
by Finesir January 28, 2015
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Titty tax

Any funds that are spent with the end goal being to see a woman's breasts. Can be used in both professional and amateur situations.
Ethan: So I took my girlfriend to the opera last night.
Tyler: Man, that's one steep titty tax.
by Webstersdickionary January 11, 2011
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Terror Taxes

Any of the numerous special taxes on airline flights brought into effect after the September 11th, 2001 terror attacks.
Our multi-stop flight added $40 worth of terror taxes to our ticket cost.
by Buffet Boy May 11, 2007
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pet tax

Displaying your animal companion on a video call after they are referenced, seen in the background, or seen off-camera. Paying the pet tax is common video call courtesy.
After Wesley's dog Fifi was heard borking off-camera, we all demanded he pay the pet tax and put her in his lap so we could see what a good gurl she is.
by ExitTheHandbasket July 22, 2021
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Tax Pimpticioner

A tax accountant with legendary swag.
"There was an accountant of legend who once worked at this firm; they said as he prepared tax returns, the heavens opened and angels played their harps to the beats of his prancing fingers on a ten key."

"He was a real Tax Pimpticioner"
by Awhitin23 November 21, 2013
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for tax purposes

A tactic where two straight men get married to reduce their tax bracket.
Bro 1: Why you guys getting married? Aren't y'all straight?

Spouse 1: Chill bruh, it's for tax purposes.
by alibabashek April 16, 2019
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