Captain jack sparrow

When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.

Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow

by Daura2731 November 20, 2018

Sparrows bum crack

To wake up at a very early time

"Had to get up at sparrows bum crack"

by Rourkie August 22, 2022

Jack Sparrow

KAPITAN!

Do you know Jack Sparrow?
KAPITAN Jack Sparrow!

by Omgwtflol.123 December 29, 2019

Captain Jack Sparrow

world's sexiest pirate ever 🏴 ☠️

<It's s pirate's life for me.. Savvy?!>

Captain Jack Sparrow

by hanni_sparrow14 March 16, 2022

sparrow

this man had a very large penis, i saw it myself. Sparrow bo barrow my love, my life. You have the biggest most juiciest fattest dick ive ever licked apon. Please, help me raise our spawn for the rest of our life my beautiful discord kitten. Let me sucketh on that cock.

sparrow likes to take it up the ass (my giant cock)

by mommy6465859 July 25, 2022

sparrow

the bird that Mao Zedong tried to kill because they were destroying China's crops, but he ended up destroying the ecosystem. More crops ended up being eaten by insects.

Don't kill sparrows. Mao Zedong tried, and ended up causing something much worse.

by hahaX6X10^23 May 12, 2019

Jack sparrow

big ass legend, used his pirate trickery in court and won against amber heard.

Jhon - did you hear about amber heard in court
Jim - ye, jack sparrow kicker her ass

by lacky maky December 1, 2022