Ryan Merchant

A Real Buisnessman, A true and honest man who will never scam you out of your earnings, Someone who would never lie or cheat at anything.

That salesman is a real Ryan Merchant scamming those people out of some good earned money.

by A Real BusinessMan September 19, 2019

Herb merchant

(Noun) one who vends herbs, especially cannabis

"My herb merchant hooked me up"

by Maryjaaane September 14, 2014

Points merchant

ruairidrayne99

the tier 3 champion is a points merchant

by LOI_NotJack April 6, 2022

Fun Merchant

A person who thinks they have access to some sort of special rights due to having a team with 7 chemistry in the video game FIFA Ultimate Team. These individuals ironically complain about the game most, despite using obviously useless players (Harry Maguire, Zlatan Ibrahimovic up top or like Divock Origi at CB or something) to make it appear as though they do not care about losing, hence making it not feel so bad when they inevitably lose anyway in spite of their team.

fun merchant: Why y’all gotta use Mbappé? I use non meta players cause the game is just way more fun that way, how dare you outrun my 34 pace defenders
non attention-seeking individual: You are such a fun merchant. Do u really think anyone is impressed?

by KB285 October 4, 2022

tool merchant

A road warrior with a blunt or sharp weapon(s)

SHIT! my mans drah for the tool! he a gully tool merchant blood!

by Dutty Crack G December 10, 2013

gaming merchant

a merchant that is of the gaming.

yes: "what's your opinion on minecraft?"
ok: "yes."
yes: "are you a gaming merchant"
ok: "ok."
yes: "gaming"
ok: "ok"

by yes.ok.ok May 7, 2021

Pace Merchant

Josh Bibby

Oi Josh Bibby why you such a pace merchant - Mitchal Robberts

We get it you have pace you fucking twit

by Piss In My Mouth Daddy October 8, 2021