Phone Letter

A text message, usually a really long text message. Most commonly sent by angry white women.

My main chick just sent me another phone letter. I better put my phone on charge.

by White Hawk1 April 8, 2022

letterize Them

When someone in your life becomes so insignificant that you don’t even use their name; you only use their initials when speaking about them

I cringe when I say their name it’s time we letterize them.

by Shanalan April 19, 2019

letter of intent

(Law) (Verb) A first kiss indicating that the kisser, i.e. initiator has the serious intention of doing something more to the kissee, i.e. receiver. Such as kissing more, something a bit sexier or potentially even dating depending on the circumstances specified in previous negotiations. It does not constitute either a promise or a contract, further described in the Flight of the Conchords so aptly named song A Kiss is Not a Contract.
(Verb) Declaration of intentions.
(Veb) First Move, aka you didn't chicken out.

What! I thougth you gave me a letter of intent, how are you NOW dating my sister?" "OMG, he gave me a letter of intent after the Brittney Spears concert!" "Now that was a sweet sweet letter of intent."

by Not a lawyer/CircuitCourtJudge May 16, 2011

the letter 9

The art of taking your teacher and sucking on her cock until it is a little stub then swallow.

The art of taking your teacher and sucking on her cock until it is a little stub then swallowed is called the letter 9

by Killerboy 52 Milton February 23, 2017

Onion letter

One of those foldy letters you work like a puppet while you ask questions. Some people call them fortune tellers but frankly I feel that is giving them a bit too much credit.

Maria and her middle school bff sat around the lunch table giggling while asking questions to her onion letter.

by Donkeypunchburtreynolds April 6, 2017

The letter F

F
Commonly used to show respect after someone has died

Person 1: aww man i died
Person 2: F
Person 1: thanks for the letter f my man.

by Ncsasp September 17, 2020

boredom letters

the bundle of letters that define your boredom

1) qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
2) plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq
3) mlpnkobjivhucgyxftzdrseawq
4) qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq
5) qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp

hey man, even if you did type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, I typed the entire bundle of the boredom letters.

by antl3r June 23, 2017