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Crispy Gohan

When you try and light a fart into a strong headwind but end up backdrafting into your balls.
Cornelius tried to light a fart into a risky headwind and ended up with a crispy gohan
by Keano1983 May 1, 2023
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Crispy Biscuit

(N.) A very thin 🍃blunt🍃 .5g rolled for a single👽person, usually for a trip outdoors🌍
He hit that crispy biscuit🍃, held his breath💨, and unlocked the trunk🔏.
by Atlas the Kid March 14, 2021
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Crispy Balls

When balls are shriveled up to the point of crispy essence.
“You’ve been out in the cold too long” “you’ve probably got crispy balls man”
by Jimmy9923 February 14, 2021
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Crispy chip

The act of letting semen settle and hardened on surface and peeling off later for human consumption
“We have gone through all the Lays chips, don’t worry I have a couple of crispy chips forming as we speak. “
by Cheezncats April 10, 2022
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Crispy Seaweed

Dried man/woman juice on the pubic hair region.
Jemma was going to blow Graham but he had crispy seaweed so she decided against it.
by The wankster May 24, 2011
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crispy lid

flat brim hat, fresh hat, well maintained dome piece
that crispy lid is dope. That crispy lid is fresh to death
by Marky Mark87 May 27, 2011
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lip crispies

"I banged that she-male the other night and woke up with lip crispies!"
by tastysalami88 November 19, 2011
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