Cave Commander

None of the tunnel buddies cannot bring her to completion. This sounds like a job for the Cave Commander
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rusty commander

Eating your jail commander's pussy, while she is shitting on an RV toilet.
Chase gave Sharon a "rusty commander" while ridding her bowels of the cat fish she had, while straddling the rv toilet.
by M&Z December 26, 2010
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The Five Commandments

From the First Church Of Satan (FCOS) Come The Five Commandments Of Satan (FCOS):

1) Thou shalt love thy neighbor's wife until her husband comes home from work early one day, catches you in bed with her & kicks your ass! 2) Thou shalt not covet what I have stolen from you because you shall never get it back! 3) Thou shalt not take my name in vein unless if you are using a syringe containing all of the letters of my name within it, but you must never share the needle! 4) Thou shalt not bow down before any other god but me or I will come up from behind you & get busy! 5) Thou shalt turn the other cheek until your neck twists around & breaks, your spinal chord rips in two and your head falls in your lap!
"I prefer the 42 Laws of Ma'at over the Ten Commandments and the Five Commandments of Satan."
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11th Commandment

“Share always; share all ways.”

Note: the 11th Commandment was suppressed by the Church as subversive.

Sharing on a wide scale is a most dangerous threat to the powers that be whose wealth depends on maintaining and enforcing economic systems based on usury, debt peonage, wage slavery, false scarcity and the deprivations of poverty (and until it was banned, debtor’s prison and the poor house. See also the works of author Charles Dickens).

The institutions of private property - the right to exclude all others from enjoyment or use of a resource or asset - is subverted by those who dare to share.
When my smart-ass skeptic ex-husband asked me “so, if you’re so smart, what’s the 11th Commandment?”; I meditated and prayed for three days until it was revealed to me that to the 11th Commandment is “share always, share all ways”
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baby commander

a full fucking physco that plays siege and has an army of babies.
the baby commander was no match for the Jskull
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Command Spread

when a guys spreads his legs while sitting.. it’s a position also used in sex when he’s sitting and the girl is straddling
it’s hot as fuck when guys sit in the command spread
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Corny Command

a command that adults tell their children in a corny way by using their words against them.
I remember I was told a corny command. I said to Mom "Mom, Can I have a chocolate bunny?" & she said "You better Chocolate bunny your ass downstairs & take my clothes in the back"
by MASTUH OSCG 8845 May 03, 2018
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