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Cave Commander

None of the tunnel buddies cannot bring her to completion. This sounds like a job for the Cave Commander
by Slahpysecuns June 1, 2021
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Supreme Commander

The game that only the real men of the world would dare to even play, or even download.
It brings out the worst in a man, it tests his loyalty, his dignity and even a mans pride.

But I can also bring the absolute units of the world together, if you play this game you are a fucking machine,
You have the largest cock in the universe, that could destroy any living being. If you play this game, you are

H I M
He plays supreme commander, he must have a huge cock
by benbenbenbenbenbenben1 April 6, 2023
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Commander Cain

One badass mother fucker who keeps the party crackin all night long.
You see that guy pulling a Commander Cain at the party last night?
by Blaze March 5, 2004
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The 10 Commandments

1. You shall have no other God’s before me.

2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.

4. Remember the Sabbath day and keep it Holy.

5. Honor your father and mother.

6. Thou shalt not kill. — God wants us to protect human life.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.

8. Thou shalt not steal.

9. Thou shall not bear false witness.

10. You shall not covet.

I'm sure the Urban Dictionary has the meanings of the words, I would tell you, but that would probably be to long of a definition. Read Exodus 20 for more answers.
"The 10 Commandments are..."
by Unknown Status October 29, 2022
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Poncho Commander

A total boss. It is a group of individuals that you can count on to get the job done. You would trust these people with your life. A Poncho Commander never lets go, he is a ride or die person.
My wife walked outside in a bikini, that guy looked at her straight in the eyes and never strayed, he is a true poncho commander.
by The guy 1337 July 18, 2018
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The Five Commandments

From the First Church Of Satan (FCOS) Come The Five Commandments Of Satan (FCOS):

1) Thou shalt love thy neighbor's wife until her husband comes home from work early one day, catches you in bed with her & kicks your ass! 2) Thou shalt not covet what I have stolen from you because you shall never get it back! 3) Thou shalt not take my name in vein unless if you are using a syringe containing all of the letters of my name within it, but you must never share the needle! 4) Thou shalt not bow down before any other god but me or I will come up from behind you & get busy! 5) Thou shalt turn the other cheek until your neck twists around & breaks, your spinal chord rips in two and your head falls in your lap!
"I prefer the 42 Laws of Ma'at over the Ten Commandments and the Five Commandments of Satan."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 25, 2023
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rusty commander

Eating your jail commander's pussy, while she is shitting on an RV toilet.
Chase gave Sharon a "rusty commander" while ridding her bowels of the cat fish she had, while straddling the rv toilet.
by M&Z December 26, 2010
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