The Center of the Universe

1. The centerpoint from which the Big Bang released all matter into space, so therefore, the oldest point in space. Some theorize that there is/was either a giant black hole or a giant white hole (the opposite of a black hole; it expels matter instead of sucking it up) at the center of the universe at some time.

2. Me.

1. Yo momma so old, she has baby pictures of the center of the universe.

2. Do you really wanna mess with the CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE?! Hmm?!

by DENIAL ACCEPTED April 26, 2012

energy center

the vaginal orifice of the female

she granted him a crack at her energy center, then promptly made a mess out of him!
he was churning and burning in her energy center

by michael foolsley December 11, 2009

Center

When you eat the fried fries in the fried fire part and you burn your tongue

I eat a Frenche fried fried and i got a center on my tongue

by I the French frie March 2, 2019

high centered

getting stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper, and nobody to help you

just the other day i was poopin and i noticed at the last moment there wasn't any toilet paper. i cryed for help but there was nobody! i was high centered

by karlton self is the best June 24, 2009

wet at the center

doctors office. i have a weak bladder ok?

you know i cant hold it long and now im all wet at the center

by Tivo December 13, 2004

self-centered

jason dunn, see Jason Dunn

P1: "What does self-centered mean dude?"
P2: "Jason Dunn...you didn't know that?"
P1: "Oh yeah, that faggot...damn"
P2: "Yeah dude, he's gay..small shlong too."

by mikey October 9, 2004

rhetoric center

While reciting the pledge of allegiance, give a reach around to a spider monkey and chop off his testicles when finished.

Billy: I gave a rhetoric center to Curious George.
Matt Darusz: No way. I've been trying to do that for years!!
Eric Martin: I have been doin that for years i can show you how!
Matt Darusz: No thanks perv...

by B-Rye Held-her April 23, 2007