Dirty zelda

Hes a dickler tickler, Has a tiny peepee and stuck it in a pepsi can once its that small. Has no left coconut only has a but, will always have the V card.

Circumsiced,

Also really likes prostate exams!

Someone: how dare you! U stole my nintendo 64! U dirty zelda!

by Therandomblueguy January 24, 2024

zelda leo

Lovvvvvvveeee

Ohh i Love Zelda leo

by Geodude22 December 14, 2016

The Legend Of Zelda: Four Swords Sucks

it just sucks, every one agreed it sucks, F-, so now i belive it sucks

mom,

wut.

the legend of zelda: four swords sucks, i want breath of the wild

nope.

bruh.

by worldwide4445 June 01, 2022

feeling like zelda

when you feel like zelda in your alphet or in any other parts of your life

yo this bag im wearing has me feeling like zelda

by bearedo June 26, 2024

Fuck Zelda

A little arc en ciel from syria and gona explose two man from siberia so i need to raconte you une histoire , that storry is a storry abouteuh zeldo zeldo is a little pneus from michelin u know the big constructeur of pneus she have the particuliarité de drifté on the flooor assez fast , she got 98 on drift and 77 d'adherence u can reconnaitre un pneus zelda when u ear the RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRIRIRIRIRIRIRII on the discord channel.

Fuck Zelda

by Unebombenonexplosifsigjuré March 21, 2019

Ru-Zelda

Usually a very good looking lady with ocean blue eyes and the heart of an Angel even though all of this is true she has a resting bitch face that can kill you she is the most loving person in the world and she is absolutely wifey material but she will never say when she is wrong so get ready to say you are sorry alot to stop a fight so even with all that is said she is a keeper

That Ru-Zelda is one sexy ass hoe

by TherealowieG November 23, 2021

dragon zelda

my wife :3

them: dragon zelda??
me: MY WIFE!!!!!!!! :D

by angelthesquid June 29, 2024