windy tubesock

fucking yourself with your own prolapsed anus

my "girlfriend" told me I wasn't big enough so she gave herself a Windy Tubesock

by spamumami July 27, 2017

Windy

(noun) a genderless bozo that has depression

My sibling is such a Windy sometimes

by WindyTheWorst May 4, 2023

Windy nutmeg

When eating out a women, and you blow air in her vagina and it all blows back in your face. That’s a windy nutmeg.

It got crazy last night, I did the windy nutmeg and she knocked my hat off.

by The Midwest Mitten March 29, 2025

Windy Pockets

meaning you’re broke or you got no motion

I asked Kate for 2 dollars and she said she ain’t got 2 bucks I said she got windy pockets

by grannyfartedonmypillow February 27, 2024

Windying

When it is about to be windy.

"It is about to start windying."

by znna.5 March 27, 2024

Windy Dipping

When its the perfect temperature and really windy outside it makes you want to take your clothes off and really FEEL the breeze!

"Last night was great! It was so nice out we decided to go windy dipping on our deck. It was so invigorating!!"

"Did anyone see you?"

"No probably not because it was dark, but who cares anyway!"

by Crazynude! November 6, 2011

Windy

Another word for blowjob particularly when given by a prostitute.

"Hey Wendy, how much for a windy?" - Hank Shrader in Breaking Bad talking to a known prostitute.

by bob_johnson April 29, 2023