Windy

(noun) a genderless bozo that has depression

My sibling is such a Windy sometimes

by WindyTheWorst May 4, 2023

Windying

When it is about to be windy.

"It is about to start windying."

by znna.5 March 27, 2024

Windy nutmeg

When eating out a women, and you blow air in her vagina and it all blows back in your face. That’s a windy nutmeg.

It got crazy last night, I did the windy nutmeg and she knocked my hat off.

by The Midwest Mitten March 29, 2025

Windy Pockets

meaning you’re broke or you got no motion

I asked Kate for 2 dollars and she said she ain’t got 2 bucks I said she got windy pockets

by grannyfartedonmypillow February 27, 2024

Windy

Another word for blowjob particularly when given by a prostitute.

"Hey Wendy, how much for a windy?" - Hank Shrader in Breaking Bad talking to a known prostitute.

by bob_johnson April 29, 2023

Windy City Winter Weight

The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.

Man, John really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.

by Shrekenator February 13, 2024

Windy carrots

Throwing blind punches with no technique.

Throwing windies

“The silly cunt just started throwing windy carrots at everyone in sight”

by Teddyravish December 1, 2020