Thong Whistle

The undergarment equivalent of placing a blade of grass in between the palms of your hands ,then blowing and creating a whistling sound. The Back of the thong is nestled directly between the butt cheeks, once air pressure is applied in the form of a fart, the thong reverberates and creates a low whistling sound.

Damn, that girl with the big booty busted out a thong whistle that sounded like a barge coming to shore....

by Donkeycheese September 20, 2016

Thong Burn

The great irritation of friction between the delicate skin of the bottox and a thong.

Man that thong burn felt like Satan doing a 5k in the valley of my derrière.

by Suboomafoo January 7, 2019

Hair Thong

When someone has many long pubic hairs and decides to tie them to their gooch or taint hairs, this forms a hair thong.
Other ways to say this includes bush panty or pube thong.

To stay a virgin until marriage I will tie myself a hair thong to literally cock block.
Dude I’m tired of people pantsing me, so now I will grow out a bush panty so people won’t see my genitals next time a chad tries to pantsed me.

by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow August 7, 2018

shirt thong

A shirt thing is a lame ass t-shirt that douche bros wear to the gym. You make one by taking the following steps..
1) cut off both sleeves and your penis
2) cut from the arm pit down to the base of the t-shirt 1/2 inch from the base
3) enjoy new shirt at the gym

Dude get your crusty shirt thong out of my room

by Strike itch April 6, 2019

thong-dollaz

Thong-Dollaz (Noun): Money made by strippers, especially cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.

The girl lives off the thong-dollaz she makes every night at the Pussycat club.

by BrokenReel December 10, 2008

thong song

a song sung about a certain article of clothing in which a long string of clothe runs directly between the cheeks of one's butt butt butt and is VERY scandalous

"i think i'll sing it again she bang she bop bop, THONG SONG"

by malllllllllll June 23, 2006

thong wearer

A person who wears thongs

Angus is a thong wearer at night

by AngyChiny July 9, 2006