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Rusty King Scorpion

When a couple is fuckin' on the beach, the guy digs a small hole. the guy sticks his penis in the hole, and then he puts it back into the girl, in whichever hole he seems fit.
hey man, u ever heard of a rusty king scorpion.

yeah, i did it to your mom last night.

were in south dakota.

...fuck you
by littleBasini December 13, 2012
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Scorpion

“Scorpion” is a name given to repressed homosexual men who often exhibit an extremely homophobic exterior, but really love to get bent over and stung from behind.
Hey why is Tom so homophobic?
Oh man, don’t worry about him, that’s just an act.

Really?
Yeah man, he even calls himself “Scorpion”, he just does to assess the crowd.
by Karl.the watchman September 27, 2020
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Scorpion#9007

My discord is Scorpion#9007
by Scorpion discored May 17, 2018
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scorpion

It is were you grab a girl or guy from the back. Place you right hand around the stomach and the left hand on the back of the neck. then start humping. Could be used for raping.
"I will scorpion you all night"
by Negro needs help October 1, 2018
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Eat a Scorpion

A slang term for death by suicide by hanging. Usually reserved for enemies whom you literally despise and wish the most horrible death upon. A favored clintonian tactic used by the witness removal program.
AB: Clinton’s goons will make your life a living hell. Especially if you have information that will lead to the death of Hillary clinton.

Goon: go eat a scorpion

AB: *Dead*
by WitnessRemovalProgram June 15, 2018
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Naked Scorpion

The act of laying on one's stomach, reaching over the shoulders to pull one's ankles into a scorpion-like tail. Naked of course
My roommate brought his fat Australian girlfriend over to the apartment last night for my sister's birthday, and she broke the lazy susan on the coffee table after she tried to do the naked scorpion while we threw kosher eggs at her.
by ClemStokley March 27, 2025
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Lady Scorpion

Jerry is a person of justice, righteousness, and liberty.
What does Scorpion mean? A venomous, evil animal that hunts and kills prey alive.
do you want a wicked, evil SCORPION killing you?
or do you want the package, the Jerry, the justice, the liberty, and the PEACE.
JERRYISTHETOTALPACKAGE
JERRYISTHETOTALPACKAGE
Lady Scorpion is not.
by JERRYISTHETOTALPACKAGE January 25, 2022
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