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Native North Dakotan

An impractical person from a state largely uninhabited due to extreme winters and lack of civilization. While 'natives' (as in native North Dakotans and not Native Americans) often believe themselves to be friendly and accepting, they are generally simple minded, lacking work ethic, and exceedingly xenophobic and/or racist. Many of these people are wealthy due to the recent oil rush that has brought, in the eyes of natives 'undesirables'. These undesirables being people from other states who do in fact understand what life is and what work ethic is. Most natives drink, smoke, and drive starting at a very young age.
Michigander: 'Goddamned Native North Dakotans can't even finish their shit in a damned shift!'

Minnesotan: 'I know, right? Now I've got to finish his work on top of my own!'
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Native American Holocaust

Native American Holocaust occurred between 1492 and 1900 in the United States of AMerica. The population of native Americans in 1492 was roughly as high as 60 million persons and by 1900 the estimated population was around 250,000 persons. Many died of famine due to virus’s transmitted by European settlers but most died of systematic genocide at the hands of various militias and government military with the goal to conquer the Native American people.

Note: In America we do not say Holocaust or Genocide in reference to this History. May this change
“The worst school shooting in AMerican history was at the hand of the US Military in a Native American community in 1890 call the Wounded Knee Massacre near the end of the Native American Holocaust.”
by AMerican Ethnic October 3, 2020
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native american history

really boring despite all the fanfare about how "developed" native American society were they really weren't anything special
a good example of native American history is the Aztecs and the Incas:

ohh look at the Aztecs and Incas they had a highly developed society....expect if they were in the old world they would be a foot note in history( look up Hitte empire or any tiny ass country in central Asia from 1450 A.D. to 1800s)
by will appear online Your pseudo November 30, 2010
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Native black Jamaican

A person whose ancestors came to Jamaica before, or during the slave trade .To be considered a native black Jamaican/ NBJ one of your parents or two of your grandparents must’ve been born in Jamaica and have resided on the island before 1900 and 1833 retrospectively you also must be black . We are a mix of the original native tribes on the island, and the Black people brought over during the slave trade Anybody who does not meet the definition above, is considered non-NBJ .
by Ash111:&.,&, August 11, 2023
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Native American Church

A gambling casino, especially one near a reservation in the Western US.
I gave my entire paycheck to the Native American church.
by somebodyelsealtogether October 9, 2007
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Native Urban Dictionere

1. One who's native tongue is urban dictionary

2. Only speaks in urban dictionary words

3. Basically, someone who annoys the crap out of other people
Karen: Don't be a pole dance dunce until after the pimple bandit has smelled your oojamaferkin

Sharon: Karen, nobody has any idea as to what your talking about

Karen: What can I say, I'm a Native Urban Dictionere
by wootx2 May 4, 2011
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native holy water

street term for name-brand mouthwash. like Listerine, Scope, etc. etc.
by John Smith (original) August 29, 2010
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