"Bob- Why is he not here today?" "Joe- He says he stubbed his toe, but i saw him running around in PE today." "Bob- Bro is such a J-Met" "Joe-Lol"
by Goofy Ahh Boy72748593901048595 May 5, 2025
Get the J-Metmug. 
.A dead dog that was killed by a murderer
The murderer gave him chocolate (it is poisonous for dogs she is really dumb).
Now its a joke like sis grow up it is only a dead dog.
He lived for 14 years R.I.P
The murderer gave him chocolate (it is poisonous for dogs she is really dumb).
Now its a joke like sis grow up it is only a dead dog.
He lived for 14 years R.I.P
by Bullmet November 20, 2019
Get the Bull metmug. Oh my god, only the sweetest god damn person you will ever know in existence. He's in a band with his brothers Jack Met (hot, funny, and has no filter, and could literally run me over with a train and I'd still adore him), and Adam Met (Jesus-looking, earth-loving, and extraordinarily smart human being who can pickle anything). He frickin OWNS the piano and ukulele, and has the voice of an ANGEL. With the spirit animal of a turtle, he's a "very slow and steady person" according to Jack Met. If I ever meet him and his brothers, I will surely start crying and telling myself to wake up because not only are they all the most fantastic people, and have changed my entire life for the better with their music, but also because it probably would not be real.
by Colonel Mustard22 April 6, 2022
Get the Ryan Metmug. by Neady June 3, 2022
Get the Met Air Wrongmug. by bullshit meister November 7, 2017
Get the the greatest bitch nigga i have ever metmug. A game played by the New York Mets which ends in the most mindblowing outcome causing us to lose. Most of the time it generally follows the Mets having the lead for the majority of the game, and losing at the end over general tomfoolery and incompetence.
i.e - Committing a NOBLETIGER in a situation that would’ve won us the game, leaving runners on base, blowing a save, and general dumb plays and decisions made overall.
i.e - Committing a NOBLETIGER in a situation that would’ve won us the game, leaving runners on base, blowing a save, and general dumb plays and decisions made overall.
Jane - “Hey, you see the game last night?”
John - “Yeah, it was the most Met Game I’ve ever watched.”
John - “Yeah, it was the most Met Game I’ve ever watched.”
by mrmet_ May 13, 2024
Get the Met Gamemug.