The act of dating one's partner for an extremely long time, only to propose after decades. A comparatively brief engagement ensues, the wedding happening so soon after that many of the guests don't have time to bring a gift.
by Heater Beater October 9, 2019
Get the Chandlermug. Actorguy: I need help. In rehearsal, I had to kiss a guy!
Chandler1: because he was just so gosh darn cute?
Chandler2: you're such a chandler(!)
Chandler1: says you!
Chandler1: because he was just so gosh darn cute?
Chandler2: you're such a chandler(!)
Chandler1: says you!
by Emzy S. August 30, 2019
Get the Chandlermug. The blue waffle of texas. You can come here for your shooting up parties, an STD, and an ounce of MSN, cut with a lottle bit of dope.
Incest infested.
Staff infested.
Don’t forget to visit the meth mansion. The lady at nights a bitch. If you pay her with dope she will let you know the cops are coming.
Don’t bring your car, or your clothes, or your jewelry, or your valuables, or your soul.. not kid friendly.
If you don’t know the lake mating call, call the only Mexican on 315, he will be sure to burn you up and crash you out.
Stick your car keys so far up your ass, nobody is getting them.
Watch out for Ashley’s, Haley’s, and Tammys.
And you better secure your gd generator and speakers.
Don’t never let anybody use a power tool, and always remember…. Fuck off
Incest infested.
Staff infested.
Don’t forget to visit the meth mansion. The lady at nights a bitch. If you pay her with dope she will let you know the cops are coming.
Don’t bring your car, or your clothes, or your jewelry, or your valuables, or your soul.. not kid friendly.
If you don’t know the lake mating call, call the only Mexican on 315, he will be sure to burn you up and crash you out.
Stick your car keys so far up your ass, nobody is getting them.
Watch out for Ashley’s, Haley’s, and Tammys.
And you better secure your gd generator and speakers.
Don’t never let anybody use a power tool, and always remember…. Fuck off
by Dopehousemind June 14, 2022
Get the Chandler Texasmug. a name given to the “chosen one” one who brings great evil with his arrival from his huge penis to his evil schemes, this man is reincarnated every 1000 years or so and with him comes many offspring that form into an army and take over the world.
by savage lord445 May 21, 2023
Get the kayo chandlermug. Julian Chandler is the fattest, gayest cunt you will ever meet in the world if you see him u fucking boot the dog in the head
by ya nan June 11, 2018
Get the julian chandlermug. Overreactive Team Mom with an eating problem. always trying to get attention and doesnt have any real friends. always trying to get people to pity her so that they people look past her personality problems and issues.
If Mary Chandler doesnt stop talking about her fake screwed up family life, she’s going to ruin my day.
by ChappoDusty November 24, 2018
Get the Mary Chandlermug. The desire to crack a joke, or make an immature / sarcastic comment, especially during an inappropriate moment; named after Chandler Bing from "Friends"
A prime example of the Chandler effect:
The Interviewer: So let’s talk a little bit about your duties.
Chandler: (nervous) My duties? (Trying not to crack a joke) All right.
The Interviewer: Now you’ll be heading a whole division, so you’ll have a lot of duties.
Chandler: (trying not to laugh) I see.
The Interviewer: But there’ll be perhaps 30 people under you so you can dump a certain amount on them.
Chandler: (really try not to laugh) Good to know.
The Interviewer: We can go into detail…
Chandler: No don’t I beg of you!
The Interviewer: So let’s talk a little bit about your duties.
Chandler: (nervous) My duties? (Trying not to crack a joke) All right.
The Interviewer: Now you’ll be heading a whole division, so you’ll have a lot of duties.
Chandler: (trying not to laugh) I see.
The Interviewer: But there’ll be perhaps 30 people under you so you can dump a certain amount on them.
Chandler: (really try not to laugh) Good to know.
The Interviewer: We can go into detail…
Chandler: No don’t I beg of you!
by 809blanco September 27, 2020
Get the Chandler effectmug.