AIDS

Stands for Aquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome. FACT: AIDS were created by the government in order to scare the gay community into not being gay.

Guy 1: Hey, babe, what the hell are AIDS?

Guy 2: Idk, let's fuck though, I feel horny.

TEN MONTHS LATER...

Doctor: You tested positive for aids. (hides AIDS needle in process)

Guy 1 and 2: FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!

by Ain't nobody got time for dis! February 4, 2013

AIDS

Alcohol
Induced
Depression
Syndrome.

In other words, when one gets depressed under the effect of alcohol.

- Dude, Mary's crying for no reason!
- Don't worry, she has AIDS.
- She what?!
- Alcohol-induced depression syndrome.
- Ah, that's OK then.

by nariamod October 12, 2008

aids

YOU gonna die!!!!!

THAT BItCH GAVE ME THE AIDS

by ZOMBIE EDGEHEAD August 2, 2008

aids

A sexually spread disease.

What the hell? That gay Milos Lazich just gave my mum aids!!!

by Sammytheking May 10, 2006

AIDS

AIDS....any action or occurance which definately sucks incredibly amazing anus.

Brian Braddley\'s performance at rugby today was some incredibly amazing aids

by john fagerholm April 26, 2005

Aids

Aids will tear your imune system apart and die to common colds easily. Some say it can never be cured but ask yourself, can they? Magic Johnson my friends. In Africa, 5/5's of the population have it, including animals and future babys of the Ashanti people.

An example of Aids is Magic Johnson and his wife or someone in the mall you go to.

by White'c July 16, 2009

AIDS

A disease that wont be cured. The only cure for this disease is having legal sex. By legal sex I mean the sex which only happens between a wife and a husband. Not with a new partner every day. Yes, a condom can help protect you from getting it, but it is not 100% guaranteed.

When the birth control pill was first introduced to the public in the early 1950s, women now could have sex with different people without the fear of getting pregnant.
An early case of AIDS in the United States was in 1973. A female baby to a girl who had previously had multiple male sexual partners.

by BeBO May 25, 2014