The everlasting glowing sphere of fiery power that can sometimes be sequestered from a crate, barrel or will occasionally burst from the womb of the universe. Some go there whole lives without ever seeing the elusive bright shine that can drive even the most lowly knave to supreme glory. Its origins date back to ancient times, (Jan 31 2008). Its raw energy derived from the NUTSACK OF CHUCK NORRIS, shooting from his throbbing urethra, the energy shot forth into the bowels of the universe's cunthole. It gestated for countless millenia waiting for the opportune moment to blast through and reveal its supreme power in a display of unparalleled awesomeness. Gaining the power of the deceptive orb requires cunning, skill, stamina, endurance, luck and pure testosterone. It may last only for a moment, but for that brief instant... you are god.
Nadsack: no... dont get it...
Dude: Im gonna get it!!! IM gonna get the smash testicle!!!!!!!
Nadsack: NOOoOOo!!!
Dude: YES! I GOT IT!
Nadsack: *blown away in blinding light AAAUAHAUAGAHAAGH!!!!
Dude:....I love this game.
Dude: Im gonna get it!!! IM gonna get the smash testicle!!!!!!!
Nadsack: NOOoOOo!!!
Dude: YES! I GOT IT!
Nadsack: *blown away in blinding light AAAUAHAUAGAHAAGH!!!!
Dude:....I love this game.
by cockjuggling thundercunt October 13, 2009
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by JazzJ May 28, 2011
Get the Testicle Diddler mug.When a guy stands over top a girl (who is laying down on their back) and the guy dangles his testicles in her face and the repeatedly punches himself in the balls.
Dude 1: Dude i totally testicle raped someone!
Dude 2: wtf? why would you do that?!
Dude 1: I dont know, but now i need some ice.
Dude 2: wtf? why would you do that?!
Dude 1: I dont know, but now i need some ice.
by Huester666 May 29, 2011
Get the Testicle Rape mug.The flaming testicle is a drink created in Austin, TX. It consists of a shot of tequila and a splash of Tabasco. It is decorated with two olives (stuffed with blue cheese) that are dipped in Sambuca and lit on fire.
"Let's go down to the bar and get some flaming testicles!!! Hell yeah!"
"This is the best fucking drink ever"
"Balls on fire!"
"This is the best fucking drink ever"
"Balls on fire!"
by DrunkGeo February 27, 2013
Get the Flaming testicle mug.1.Some one who is so smug about the size of their testicles that they practically hop around on them like a hippity hop.
Ex. Person1: oh my god I can't stand chandler talking about how big his testicles are. I'm begging to grow agrovated
Person 2: I know he is such a testicle hopper.
2). Some one who has testiclular cancer so bad that their testicles look like hippity hops.
Ex. Person 1: man Ryan testicles look exactly like those toys I used to bounce as a child
Person2: I know, unfortunately he is a testicle hopper.
Ex. Person1: oh my god I can't stand chandler talking about how big his testicles are. I'm begging to grow agrovated
Person 2: I know he is such a testicle hopper.
2). Some one who has testiclular cancer so bad that their testicles look like hippity hops.
Ex. Person 1: man Ryan testicles look exactly like those toys I used to bounce as a child
Person2: I know, unfortunately he is a testicle hopper.
by The lovely testicle hopper January 10, 2014
Get the testicle hopper mug.When a woman hugs a man while on her knees connecting his testicles to her nipples. For more advanced practice: woman will squeeze his rear end with both hands.
Warning: may lead to fornication.
Warning: may lead to fornication.
Kelsey: "I really need a testicle hug right now"
Tiffany and Molly: "Are you sure? That could lead to fornication..."
Tiffany and Molly: "Are you sure? That could lead to fornication..."
by Tiffollsey February 7, 2014
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