Cockroach's Testicles

Similar to the phrase "the bee's knees," but more crude. Implies that something is really cool, or sometimes used in sarcasm to imply that something is really not cool.

1 - Implying something is cool

- "That peach harvest sure was the bee's knees!"

- "Dude, that weed was the cockroach's testicles!"

2 - Sarcasm implying that something isn't really that cool

- "Hey man, check out this 1990 Ford Taurus I got used!" "Wow. That's just the cockroach's testicles isn't it...."

by C-Witt July 3, 2009

testicle festival

see urbandictionary.com

yay!

by nutsack June 11, 2003

Testicle Diddler

One who inserts their testicles into a child's anus.

That man is a testicle diddler. Look out!

by JazzJ May 28, 2011

Testicle Rape

When a guy stands over top a girl (who is laying down on their back) and the guy dangles his testicles in her face and the repeatedly punches himself in the balls.

Dude 1: Dude i totally testicle raped someone!

Dude 2: wtf? why would you do that?!

Dude 1: I dont know, but now i need some ice.

by Huester666 May 29, 2011

basket-testicle

What some people think of the sport of basketball when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.

Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch basket-testicle on the telly . I know that you hate basketball with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.

by Telephony2 June 10, 2023

Toast the testicles

The act of passing gas with your clothes on such that the heat from the fart is trapped in your pants and then passes across your balls and warms them. testicles, balls, scrotum, penis, junk, fart, break wind, pass gas, gouch, butt, butthole

I showered because I had to toast the testicles when I was laying on the sofa.

by joecoolthefool May 26, 2016

testicle beads

Testicle beads is a process of first having anal sex, then switching to vaginal while inserting the "sack" into the now wide anus. The woman then tenses up making the hole small again and then you yank your sack out and it makes two popping sounds

I want to try testicle beads with my girlfriend, but I would feel so disgusting doing it

by Foliscious June 27, 2018