Technoblade

Minecraft Youtuber with the elbows of God himself ready to take on any orphan in his path.

*falls off building* *falls into a coma* *wakes up 12 years later* *inhale* *exhale* *inhale* *exhale* *inhale*

NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

by Guy who says meh March 9, 2022

technoblade

technoblade never dyes

rip technoblade

by technoblade never dyes July 7, 2022

TechnoBlade

A minecraft youtuber but also an absolute god. The blood god. An overpowered pvper and the 2nd worst thing to happen to all orphans. He also has a cult of disciples who worships him and makes sacrifices for him.

"O' TechnoBlade, please yeet holy water at our faces. Baptise us." - the disciples

by sashiwastaken October 22, 2019

Technoblade

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

Who techno? TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES FOOLS!

by anonymous January 22, 2023

Technoblade

A great YouTuber who has changed many lives. He was the best sky block and bedwars player in the world He is number 1 in potatoes in the world. May he Rest In Peace 1999-2022

Techno sacrificed cows for the blood god.
Technoblade: noun

Name of a great YouTuber

by Lv2toss August 11, 2022

TechnoBlade

An American Youtuber who Passed Away due To cancer.

"Technoblade Never Dies!"

by H3110w0r1d September 20, 2023

Technoblade

a compliment, if someone calls you Technoblade. you are the blade of technology, you overcome everything that relates to technology, videogames.

technoblade (technoblade)

by tecnoblode August 16, 2022