Intestine Tapper

A person who, by intention or by poor aim, inserts their penis into another person/animals' anus.

Guy: "Am I in yet?"
Gal: "We need to stop having sex with the lights off intestine tapper."

by jwb71 July 24, 2011

Fuck tapped

A hoe hitting up the dm's for a good fuck. Or a raccoon hitting you up in your window.

That hoe fuck tapped right into my dm's!

by jessftpeace June 29, 2016

Nupple Tupple

Nupple tupple is another word for some with more then two nipples

"Ohh she has 6 nupple tupples"

by Nxhajdbd August 6, 2017

tapper

n. An extremely unattractive woman who attempts to gain male attention by any means.
Originated from hookers in windows who were too ugly to attract patrons that they had to "tap" on the glass to get attention.

How was that party last night Jim?
It would have been fun Carl, but there was this tapper that wouldn't go away.

by CKlo August 9, 2007

tapped on the shoulder

Being laid off from a company, usually in one of several large rounds of layoffs. Generally refers to working in a cubicle and somebody from Human Resources comes up from behind, taps you, and asks if you've "got a minute" to talk in the conference room.

Did you hear? Bill and Al got tapped on the shoulder last week....

by SecondLook September 4, 2009

tapped

the sayin after someone does or says somethin fuckin stupid

guy1: im gonna run into the wall.
guy2: youre fuckin tapped cuz

by andrew skerry January 18, 2004

dick tapper

when someone uses blunt object to tap someones dick after sexual intercorse. creates nasua and limits blood flow to penis.

sara was a total dick tapper after a one night stand with skylar nelson.

by sdasfasfdasd May 10, 2006