Tarus

Usually a nice, loyal, and all-around standup guy who is really good to his friends and almost always seems to be in high spirits. He spends most of his time working; when he is not working, he is playing video games. Everyone around him thinks he is some kind of God at videogames that is better than everyone else. His friends all think that he shits gold and walks on water and his little cup just runneth over with unmatched and unprecedented skill despite the fact he has been waxed on numerous occasions. He is a Class-A weeaboo who glorifies animes like Naruto and Dragonball but doesn't give the proper respect to bangers like HxH and SAO. He is quite uncultured; he has never seen G.O.A.T.'s like Beetlejuice, Labyrinth, or The Dark Crystal, and he will refuse to watch any great movie or show that you recommend to him. He is generally quite easy to talk to, but do not ask him any questions because he will seldom answer them. He will only laugh at you when you confront him about it. He often laughs for reasons he will not disclose (or for no reason at all) and will laugh even more when you ask him why he is laughing. He is also a homophobe and will get on your ass anytime you mention anything that he deems to be classified as "gay shit", which is ironic because his favorite song is Bodak Yellow.

Person 1: "HAHAHA."
Person 2: "...Why are you laughing?"
Person 1: "LMAO. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
Person 2: .....
Person 2: *mutters under breath* "What a fucking Tarus."

by Reclaimer0 January 11, 2018

tidusjeff

A suspected bot that frequents img chat and the img forum. Due to poor scripting or synapses that don't fire correctly, his posts and responses are often incoherent, yet amusing.

tidusjeff: WTF IS LUNCHER
tidusjeff: bisides ppl on here are ignornet
tidusjeff: you are ignorint as hell
tidusjeff: cant stop shiting my head off

by ProfessorX April 9, 2004

talusan

elite breed of human beings which mostly are descendants of gods and/or demigods.

OMG! Here come the talusans...they're like glowing and sheeeet...

by kangtatero February 11, 2010

Tadas

A Tadas is a Lithuanian guy who looks mean as hell when you first meet him. He was probably a playground bully in elementary school and stole your Zeppelin for lunch at Lithuanian school. Tadas bitches back at the teachers when they give out new homework and tests. He drives a red hooptie named lightning to school everyday but claims he's got a secret Mercedes back in Kaunus. He talks more shit than can fit in the north american sewage system. He can only tolerate well done steak and eats chicken tenders with utensils. Tadas is a rogue Lithuanian who dreams of marrying a sister if you know what I mean. He's a real softie deep down but if you hurt his feelings he will take everything you love because he's a vicious man. He's a real homie though at the end of the day.

"Hey do you know that Tadas kid?"

"Yeah he got mad at that kid for talking to that Desiree girl and he punched him in the guts"

"That's vicious

by Firegirl06 January 3, 2019

Taus

Crackhead dum ass cant focus on their science work and sometimes just laugh hysterically cause yes

TAUS SHUT UP AND FOCUS ON YOUR WORK AND PUT DOWN THE CRACK!

by MethLover❤️ October 20, 2020

tadius

a jerk and a very stuck up person

I would hate to be a Tadius ,no one will like me

by kevjersee June 11, 2017

Tidus

A mean, bastard who has ugly ass hair and hangs out with a fake emo child. And can’t decide who he likes. Ladies never date a Tidus cause he’ll break your heart so he could be with his friends

Omg that guy over there is such a Tidus.

by Raquel hull May 27, 2018