tx

Short for transaction.

I tried buying some jpegs, but the tx failed.

by undertheradar August 16, 2021

Highlands TX

Located east of Houston, in an unincorporated section of Harris county and near the San Jacinto River Waste Pits Superfund Site, sits Highlands TX. Not "The Highlands"... Just Highlands. Don't say it incorrectly here. Old locals think it's the shit. Everyone else thinks it's the armpit of Old Baytown. There's no shortage of drugs, crappy questionable tattoos and random gun shots (no doubt to keep property values down). Most of the eating establishments have perfected incorrect orders and lousy food. Driving through Highlands makes you believe you're in the trailer park capital of the world. How a tornado hasn't wiped it off the map is proof of miracles.

Got my new tat in Highlands TX yesterday. Dude even used a brand new clothes hangar!

by HunkyShamu April 16, 2022

Austin, TX

A shithole “city” that is a capital of the shithole state of TexASS. This “city” is where you can find dumb rednecks in lifted trucks and soy eating leftists and whiny preppy bitches forming up like Voltron to piss you off if you are actually smarter than the average americuck. Also people here are a bunch of annoying socio-economic lane enforcer meaning if you are broke, they want you to stay broke. People in LOSStinare very pretentious, pompous, nasal and annoying. People here also can’t drive for shit. Fucking dipshits will be in the left lane going 55 in a fucking 70 in their ugly ass Tesla or Prius and because of that, all the fat, micro-penis hicks and spicks in lifted trucks go blasting down the right lane going 95 mph running merging traffic off the fucking road. And the worst drivers in TexASS all drive shitty Teslas, Toyotas, Fords and Chevys. Fuck LOSStin, TexASS!!!! That useless overgrown suckburb can get ravaged by 50 EF5 tornadoes like the one that hit Jarrell in 1997 and take out all the illegals, bean farters, white trash and house niggers.

Austin, TX is really called LOSStin, TexASS because trying to make any money in that shithole “city” results in a loss of sanity!

by Themidwestsucks June 13, 2024

Brownsville, TX

Corpus Christi but even more ghetto

Demographics:
99% Mexican
1% Other

Brownsville, TX is a terrible city to live in

by IhateSouthTexas January 24, 2024

crandall tx

Home town of the one and only Colton Mathis.

Man I wished I was from Crandall TX.

by Cocomatmat May 1, 2018

Dime box Tx

A small town right in the actual middle of BFE, population 15 people. The town has a literal dime in a box as it’s center point, don’t f with it. Has a train track that goes right through the middle of it just to remind people there is civilization out of its borders, also a wake up call at 2:00 am, 4:00 am etc. One small convenient store with a 95% chance your item is expired. One summer a strip club popped up in town, and if you didn’t experience that then God was blessing you. You can backroad around the area for hours and forget about how you live in dime box, Tx.

“I live in Dime box Tx.” “Where the h*ll is that?”

by anonymous December 6, 2021

Plains, Tx

A small town in the state of Texas taken up by a variety of rich farmers, spoiled kids, illegal Mexicans, meth heads and wanna be gangsters.

Jimmy: "Have you heard of that shithole in Plains, TX"?
Tim: yes, I heard it’s full of wannabe’s, money and illegals, and farmers. I even got asked for money by one of the local meth head’s at the gas station.

by anonymous April 9, 2024