Tough Charlie

When you go to take a shit and nothing comes out.

Dude, those greasy tacos flew through me like an F15... How did it hit you?

"I thought I was gonna paint the seat brown but I had a tough charlie"

Damn that sucks, I was wincing when I took the most agonizing tough charlie the other night, it was miserable

by The Schkoon May 17, 2016

Tough titty

In old Texan it means, "It's not that bad", "It could be worse", or "Make the best of it."

The saying in Texas that's been around for generations goes, "Tough titty said the kitty, but the milk's still good."

The titty may not be perfect, but you've got milk so stop complaining.

Son: "They messed up my order and put mayonnaise on my burger."

Dad: "Well, son...tough titty...scrape it off and eat the rest of it."

by JTM24 September 16, 2021

acting tough

Pretending you're a tough guy/girl when in fact you're extremely weak, usually as a form of overcompensation

Maybe you're not tough enough, but you're just acting tough

by Sir. B October 9, 2022

Tough Knuckles

Too Bad
I feel bad for you

-I don't like what you're wearing
- Well, tough knuckles!

- My grandmother just died
- Oh, tough knucles

by Tasfu January 9, 2023

tough cookies

Replying with the phrase "tough cookies" to a statement, is a way of displaying your sympathy in a young hip manor.

See also "Tough luck".

A: "My mom just died."
B: "Tough cookies."

by William M Price January 3, 2008

[tough crowd]

when you make a joke and think its funny but it turns out not funny and you are the only one left laughing.

Bill:And then i said "cock"! LOL
Bill:No one thinks that funny,its hilarious!
John:Oohhh tough crowd

by Davion Williams April 11, 2009

Tough Pulls

Slogan made by shed himself, meaning something is unlucky or unfortunate.

Human: I failed my spanish class and i'm getting held back
Shed: Bro Tough Pulls

by Zac910 August 25, 2019