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Tom

A person who calls out a lot from work.
I don't feel like going to work, so I am going to pull a Tom.
by Matt "Ben" Ryan April 15, 2012
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Tomming

When a person punches themselves in the junk repeatedly due to the outcome of a sporting event.
I wonder if Tom can still father children after "tomming" himself all last night because of Cutler's performance.
by snobbig j November 18, 2009
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Toms

Wow, she has a pair of toms!
by axeboy1778 June 9, 2013
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Tom

Absolute mad lad. Massive balls and a 69420 incher. Good in bed and will crush your intestines with his huge dick
Tom is seggsie
by 69420KidsInTheBasement42069 October 27, 2020
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on tom

"Tom" is an abreviation for "time of month". When a woman/girl is on her period.
No sex tonight I'm on Tom

Better prepare Tom is due this week
by Trouble1506 September 3, 2016
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Tom

To people on the outside Tom is an annoying person that you hate but on the inside Tom is sweet, kind and caring. Tom is also very handsome. He does get some attention from girls on the inside and appears to some funny. But Tom also takes care of his friends. Tom has a love of sports especially skateboarding and takes care of his 2 little sisters
Tom. Tom
by .hey. December 12, 2017
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Tom

Tom is the nicest, funniest lad i know. he is so good looking and unreal at hurling. he always apologizes after he does something wrong, even if its my fault. he is understanding and makes hilarious, original jokes on the spot. he's amazing at sports and so fit. he seems full of himself if you don't know him well, but once you get to know him, his true personality comes out. he is sometimes shy and can be awkward around some people. he's sporty and always up for something fun. never afraid to do anything and is good at dares. he has an amazing body, he is tall, and has a sexy six pack. there's alot of girls that want him so bad, but he doesn't fall for people as easy as they fall for him. he's not a player, and if you have a tom in your life, you're lucky as for me he's the most amazing, kind, funny, fit, good-looking, handsome and cute person I've ever met. you'll never meet someone quite amazing as him, there's so many words to describe him I can't even name them all.
girl 1: did you see Tom's goal today?

girl 2: yeah, he's so fit!
by mystery.galx January 19, 2020
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