Tom

A person who calls out a lot from work.

I don't feel like going to work, so I am going to pull a Tom.

by Matt "Ben" Ryan April 15, 2012

Tomming

When a person punches themselves in the junk repeatedly due to the outcome of a sporting event.

I wonder if Tom can still father children after "tomming" himself all last night because of Cutler's performance.

by snobbig j November 18, 2009

Toms

Nice Butt

Wow, she has a pair of toms!

by axeboy1778 June 9, 2013

Tom

The type of guy who is a typical white guy and is the best boyfriend you can ask for.He also hangs out in the hood and hangs around a load of chicks.

'Tom is the best boyfriend ever!'

by RealDaddy978 November 8, 2016

Tom

fucking dick head, if your hot the nigga probs has his head too close to your ass, better hide ladies tom fat cunts rollin into town w his gay mobile

oh fuck its tom!

oh shit!

hes gonna grab our ass!!! runn maggie!!

by dogcuntesh July 17, 2019

Tom

An item that old men use to titty fuck because of his huge boobs

Tom let matt titty fuck him

by Darragh48615 November 21, 2019

Tom

he's one hell of a nigga

- President Obama

tom is a blasian ass nigga bruuuh

by Ruby _ January 2, 2020