Tonka Titties

Large, voluptuous breasts that you want to play with all day. Just like a kid and his Tonka trucks.

Look at that girl there with those Tonka Titties!

by AM3 August 29, 2013

sloth titties

Big boobs that hang on a girl usually goes by the name of Brianna

Damn Brianna got some sloth titties

by kupkake-kate December 31, 2013

mustache with titties

When some object or event is so incredibly amazing theirs no other human words to describe it.

Just Ozzy Osborn’s life can only be described as a mustache with titties.

by AtechSpockGuy January 24, 2012

Big anime titties

Having anime pornstar like titties. Titties that smack you in the face when you jump. Titties so big you gotta ace bandage them when you go for a run. Titties so big they sway in the wind. Titties so big they look like flapjacks when you aren’t wearing a bra. Titties so big you get asked if they’re fake and you have to roll your eyes because you know you just have big anime titties.

Do you like big anime titties?

by Eagle Woman August 18, 2018

brick titties

So cold outside titties are frozen like ice bricks.

"Damn man its so cold outside its brick titties"

by realdyer November 25, 2011

jerusalem titties

a semi fat bitch with tits that don't come out further than her gut and thinks she's the hottest looking bitch ever. her titties are not real titties, they are two lumps created by fatness. also must have medium to darker skin, resembling that of mexicans and jerusalems.

guy 1: look at that bitches titty-do!
guy 2: yeah, she got them jerusalem titties for real, makes her look like alfred hitchcocks silhouette.

by logermoore February 23, 2009

tittyspiders

when one has stretch marks around ones nipples which then resembles a spider.

Jill: did you see all those stretch marks on that lady?
Sarah: ya, even around her nipples, she had tittyspiders.

by kwon February 27, 2008