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Thumper

Dave: I’ve just had the best thumper in Wetherspoons toilet!
Alan: What’s a thunper?
Dave: A wank and a shit at the same time!
Alan: I’ll be right back, I’m going to Wetherspoons toilet!
by B. Kizzle September 24, 2022
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Thumper

When a female has a heartbeat in her vagina; pussy
Girl 1: OMG that hot guy gave me a thumper
Girl 2: OMG SAME GIRLY
by The Dawg Whitney October 9, 2022
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EBSCO Thumper

Someone who goes around beating people over the head with bad science they heard on a Youtube video without any idea what science actually is or how it works. It's often used to make a prejudice claim against Christians.
"Um, like, did you know that ants have been proven to make a call similar to a whales sneeze, like I have proof. D-news did a study or something."

"Praise be to D-news, EBSCO thumper."
by heyshimshambopbop June 21, 2014
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Thumper

A thumper is a person that gets the bag an is a boss ass nigga no questions asked.
that’s some real thumper shit
by The first thumper April 9, 2021
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Pumpkin thumper

Someone who has such an intense and unhealthy attraction to individuals with red hair, pale skin, and freckles that they will only date or have sex with someone of the ginger persuasion.
"Why do you only date redheads? I can't imagine sleeping with one soulless ginger, much less exclusively!"
"What can I say? I'm a certified pumpkin thumper."
by PumaKiwi July 12, 2024
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thumper sticker

A bumper sticker-like slogan imprinted on a t-shirt.
"Hey, did you see that thumper sticker on that guy's t-shirt?"

"Wow, the thumper sticker on that woman's t-shirt is cool!"
by PRwiz101 May 10, 2009
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Thumper

by Dragon0fiya April 27, 2020
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