side j

Whacking off, through the pocket on occasion, and secretly to the side.

"Dude, I swear Mike pulled a side j last night at the party."

by Rikki Tan November 3, 2008

Side twacked

Play on the term sidetracked: When a person gets too spun out on meth and they cant seem to focus on the subject or task at hand

Tyler is always getting side twacked

by Holmanation323 May 9, 2016

Drippy Side

Nice,Clean

Dork squad is very drippy side.

by Dork Squad November 29, 2016

Bay-siding

Its when you go out and kiss (with tongues) another recruiter, only then to find out it's your boyfriends mate

Hey Ameila how was last night?
Great, i was bay-siding all night

Ameila" ooohh yeah i fancy some bay-siding tonight"

by Goublin November 29, 2011

Side dump

While using anal beads in bed, you remove the beads in a quick lawn mower pull start type motion resulting in a reflex shit that has to be directed over the side of the bed.

Things got a little crazy last night....the side dump came up a little short. :(

by Mastermater208 December 7, 2015

bacon on the side

police car on the side of the road with a radar gun

"Slow down, there's some bacon on the side up the road."

by MC Munson December 29, 2007

side cart

When your jerking off in bed, you roll over nut on one side of the bed, roll back over and fall asleep.

Last night I thought about side carting in your sons bed- Mat Best

by 2jayZ August 20, 2022