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The southward head snapper

the girl is hanging by her knees from a chin up bar as she suck you off and you eat her out (like an inverted 69). as she reaches her orgasm, her legs come up causing her to slip off the bar. As she dose this with nothing to grab on to she instinctively clenches her teeth down on your dick, biting the head off you cock then proceeds falling to crack scull open.
you- dude, me and my girlfriend had to go to the hospital last night after our inverted 69 sesh.

friend- wait you mean.

you- ya the southward head snapper
by TropicHoliday November 25, 2011
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Lapsang the Souchong

(verb), comes from a type of tea, also called Lapsang, a variety of Souchong China tea with a smoky flavour. Where our ancestors enjoyed the flavour, in modern usage, "to Lapsang the Souchong" means when your girlfriend takes a swig of lapsang tea, and then takes you in her warmed up mouth, with the tea still in there, and gives you a juicy blow job. one of the most pleaurable experiences my ex ever gave me, before i dumped her sorry ass.
"dude, me and jessica were getting horny last night, and she turned on the magic - she lapsanged my souchong until i came all over her face!"

"i really love it when my girlfriend asks me if she can Lapsang the Souchong!!"
by TCGC August 28, 2008
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Harvard of the Southwest

Term generally used in reference to the University of Arizona (the "U of A"), a prestigious institution located in Tucson, Arizona, and Arizona's first university. The school is also well known for its basketball program, which has set a record for consecutive NCAA tournament appearances. Also known as "U of A."
Kristy was the top student in her high school class, and decided to go to Tucson to attend the "Harvard of the Southwest."
by TStack1014 August 4, 2009
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The Southern Meal

When a cooked corn cob, slathered in butter is used to pleasure a woman vaginally, and is followed by cunnilingus. The corn cob is usually devpured post coitus.
1.) My girlfriend suggested we try "The Southern Meal" it was surprisingly delicious.

2.) "My boyfriend wanted to try "The Southern Meal" I wouldnt suggest it, I got a yeast infection shortly after."
by Your_demis3 July 28, 2015
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The Southern Jewfro

A term used by a Jew to refer to their pubic hair.
"I shaved the southern Jewfro last night and now it itches like crazy"

Note: this is something stupid i wrote cause this couldn't be blank
by SaucyBuns August 6, 2017
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The southern hotdog

Lil Jayquan was picking cotton and got the southern hotdog.
by Schakraezad May 3, 2018
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build the Southern Wall

(verb, to, the words Southern and Wall always written with capital letters ): to actually get things done, without the bureaucratic red tape, with the least amount of money, in the least amount of time, and still do a good quality job.
even without military or civilian government experience, Donald Trump, IMHO , can still build the Southern Wall, and not be a one-man wrecking crew.
by Uncle Dimma December 14, 2016
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