facial foot fungus

type of fungus that will be faded to ur face bc big noob. most times ur face will get coyotes pervaded by naturist feet fungi. u can wash it off.

ex: hey look at John! he was facial foot fungus.

John: rubs feet on candy face

candy: *implants a explosive bomb.*

by anonymous April 24, 2021

foot radish fungus

When your foot is very big and it turns out to be fungus with the same color as your skin

Person: your feet are big
Other Person: yeah i have foot radish fungus

by zoey pupper May 3, 2021

fungus

usually meaning ‘cool’

person: i want to be their friend, they’re so fungus

by foultique May 22, 2023

fungu

A word used to say "fuck" without using direct profanity, much the same way "son of a biscuit" is used instead of "son of a bitch."

Jeremiah sighed and said under his breath, "Fungu," after his boss told him he had to work on Saturday.

by Guenhwyvar888 June 20, 2018

Fungus Fling

When a man rips off the fungus from his ballsacks and throws it at his wife and possibly his children

Honey, please don't pull a "Fungus Fling". The kids are around...

Thats the point honey

by Atlantic Masturbator March 22, 2019

mungus fungus

funny lookin fungus

Look at that tree?
Theres a mungus fungus.

by nigenr April 6, 2023

what wonderful foot fungus

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I smell You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

Yes I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024