texas

Land of the Fat y'all. Place where all the fat kids live y'all, and home to George Dubya. y'all.

Houston, Texas is the fattest city on the planet. Here you will see many 600lb woman strapped to wheel chairs. y'all.

by yerse December 15, 2007

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The Lone Star state. Like a cross between Pluto and New York:
-A great place that everyone admires...
-...but you wouldn't want to live there...
-...unless you were born there.

New York is what happens when you try to compress Texas into an area the size of a city.

The entry signs on the highways all read: "Professional lunatics beyond this point only."

by Kyo Kusanagi July 8, 2003

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Home of steers and queers

You're from Texas ay? Sorry to here that son...

by Niggy Smalls June 9, 2012

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A place where white people constantly shoot up places so they can be on the news for three days.

Did you hear about the shooting down in Texas yesterday?

by Commodore business machienes November 7, 2017

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Texas has the second largest Hispanic population behind California and Texas has one of the largest black populations in the country.

Texas Black population form a majority in North, East and East Central Texas as well as Dallas and Houston and East side San Antonio due to the fact Texas was a slave state and the New Great Migration . Texas Hispanic population is increasing due to recent immigration and historical patterns.

by So Unknown March 13, 2019

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