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T shirt

T shirt is someone who scared to do something also called a wetty
by Cloutchassr June 5, 2019
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t-shirt

A PG-13 version to express the word "condom"
Lemme slip on this t-shirt doe.
by KingDiugh July 16, 2016
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T-shirt volunteer

T-shirt Volunteer Firefighter (noun, slang):
A self-proclaimed member of a volunteer fire department who is more interested in wearing the department T-shirt for attention and status than actually responding to calls or participating in training. Typically seen at public events, social gatherings, or on social media—rarely at the firehouse when there's work to be done. Prioritizes the look over the labor.
We had ten on the roster, but only three showed up for the firethe rest are just T-shirt volunteers.
by Ffha4ags May 19, 2025
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T Shirt Tuck

When a man, even though he had a vasectomy, has to pull out in order not to leave his wife dripping for the next 12 hours and she doesn’t want it on her gut. The husband must take an old white undershirt and “tuck it” under her ass, creating a canvas for his man juice.
Fucking Trudie man. I got a vasectomy and she still won’t let me bust up in her puss. I have to use the t shirt tuck so I don’t get it on or in her.
by Scotty Nice October 26, 2019
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get your t-shirt

for a male to masturbate
Dude, did you just get your t-shirt? Yeah bro, it was mad chill. ; Yo where were you? I was gettin my t-shirt. ; Yo, I heard you get your t-shirt everyday.
by mr_kurry March 17, 2010
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Texas T-Shirt

Usually a Texas T-Shirt is given to a female with a flat chest. A male or female must take a shit on her chest and then mold the shit into breasts. This practice is mainly found in South America.
I gave her a texas t-shirt and she got so turned on!
by TitsMcGee6969 November 16, 2010
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T-Shirt Bod

A body type resting in between a dad bod and a body type you would actually feel comfortable with whilst being shirtless in public. Looks at least passable in a t-shirt, hence the name.
Guy 1: Hey man, you been eating better? You look like you dropped some weight.

Guy 2: Yeah. Upgraded from dad bod to t-shirt bod!
by Anonymous900000000000000 September 22, 2019
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