Freeing Slaves

taking a shit and multiple turds come out

Guy 1: "Hey man, where's Brad at?
Guy 2: "He'll be here, he's in the bathroom freeing slaves."

by mcdiggles95 September 26, 2023

Field slaves

The most common type of slaves. These enslaved individuals typically worked in agricultural settings, cultivating crops such as cotton, tobacco, sugar, or rice. They endured long hours of labor under harsh conditions in the fields.

Master: TYRONE YOU LAZY FUCK GET BACK TO WORK!!!!
Field slaves

by Meme Zee follower May 6, 2024

House slaves

House slaves worked within the owner's residence or on domestic tasks such as cooking, cleaning, childcare, and serving the needs of the slave owner's family. They often had closer contact with the slave owner and their family members.

Wife of master: Clean the rooms till I come back from the market
Johny:Yes Yes me pro clener
House slaves

by Meme Zee follower May 6, 2024

swindon saves

When your mate hands you a rollup smoked down to the filter

Oi, that's Swindon saves

by sanandreas May 6, 2025

IO5Z like's sIaves?

bro if your username is IO5Z then you clearly LOVE 👳🏿 ♂️

IO5Z like's sIaves?

by leavemealone012 May 17, 2023

To the slaves!?

The benefits TO the SLAVES!? Oh shit, I didn't even watch the video! That is hilarious! And embarrassing! Oh shit... I donno... Free gender-affirming care if you misbehave? Uuummm.... I guess, if you're a masochist, having someone around who's willing to beat the shit out of you from time to time would be beneficial. Like... You wouldn't have to seek out a sadist because the sadist... You know... Already owns you... Maybe you got an old white guy fetish or something.... There's ALWAYS a silver-lining.

Hym "Oh, Jesus christ, the benefits TO THE SLAVES!? Fuck man... I don't know... I mean, I guess if you REALLY like working hard then being a slave would be dope I guess... Joe Rogan loves hard work! Matt Walsh too! They'd make a great slaves! Ummm... I guess if the slaves don't have an axiomatic, hierarchical framework of perception... The slavery would give them THAT at least. Right? Like Jordan's thing? The slavery would give them the BENEFIT of being (arbitrarily) at the bottom of a dominance hierarchy! That's... Something I guess... I mean... If they worked harder and took some responsibility, they wouldn't be at the bottom. They could work at Louder with Crowder-Or, oops, wait 'in the house' I meant to say. Their shoulders would smell like a dick from repeated sexual harassment but they wouldn't be at the bottom anymore! Let's see... You could be a breeding slave and just slam puss 24/7... Which is probably the exact version of Hell that I'm going to... Damn... That one hit close to home! Pssshhhtt.... One more... You get your own special version of The Bible! Where they ommit all of the parts that (kind of) lead you to the conclusion that what your slave masters are doing to you is wrong! They could call it 'The Bible 2: Don't... Don't worry about what other people are doing just focus on your own life and work hard...' Pfft! Ha! This was fun. I might do a 'benefits of' stuff series later."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023