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Hung as Stuart Little

When you wake up in the morning and you are just simply hung like Stuart Little. It is essentially accepting defeat the morning after a night out consuming alcoholic beverages with the boys. Being hung like Stuart Little is probably one of the worst things possible and I do not wish it on my worst enemy.
Chad: Yo Brad, what the fuck happened last night?
Brad: Bro I don't even know, I'm as hung as Stuart Little.
by Beach a HolicXx August 5, 2022
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Jaimie Stuart

The act of striking someone in the back of the head after they accidentally threw a harmless soft toy at you.
Only applicable if you have a massive ego to compensate for your micropenis.
Bro #1 - “Bro that dude just accidentally threw a soft toy at your head
Bro #2 - “Bro hold my rum; I’m going to Jaimie Stuart that cunt
by LD666 July 12, 2024
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Stuart Tan

An NLP trainer who has delved into various modeling projects such as public speaking, counseling, life coaching, business building, weapons shooting. He conducts most of his NLP training in Asia and the US. He can be found at http://www.WorldOfNLP.com
Stuart Tan is a trainer of NLP.
by syndica8 March 23, 2009
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Stuart I R Jones

A chill but badass guy. successful and confident and kind but takes no disrespect from anyone. Sexy beachbum and a bit of a rum snob.
Stuart I R Jones is a cheeky monkey. Everyone knows this!
by Caddyhooligan November 23, 2021
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stuart nuts

A condition causing a man to have one elongated testicle named after Stuart from the Big Bang theory who was afflicted with this condition
One of my balls feels wierd I must have Stuart nuts
by davidm998 May 25, 2016
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Stuart Diver

To be a Stuart Diver is rhyming slang for being a legendary survivor.
Stuart Diver was a ski instructor and the sole survivor of the 1997 Thredbo landslide in New South Wales, Australia. Stuart was lifted to the surface 12 hours after rescuers heard his voice deep in the mass of earth and debris. He was right beside his wife Sally, but his desperate efforts to save her were unsuccessful. He spent the next two-and-a-half days under the rubble in his underwear, with freezing water gushing past. Sixty-five hours after the landslide, Diver was saved, suffering only frostbite.

Stuart Diver is an Aussie legend in our vernacular - as is Steven Bradbury.

Steven Bradbury, whose gold medal was the first ever won by an Australian at the Winter Olympics, was dubbed “the Accidental Hero” after his four rivals all collided, tumbled and sprawled around the ice, leaving him to skate alone past the finish line.
He's a real Stuart Diver!
by MMBfromOz November 6, 2022
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stuart

stuart has a HUGE dick
someone"dude have you seen stuart?"
someone(1) "ya dude but i saw his dick first
by vicky2.0 April 20, 2022
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