sour straws

a fucking gorgeous italian guy who could lay anyone and hes got a monster cock with amplifiyed hotness.

Did you hear about sour straws?" "Yeah. he fucked me last night and i can barely walk today!

by UrMum.13 October 11, 2010

straw chewer

Of or pertaining to a gay male or heterosexual female that endlessly chews on their drink's straw while spewing lame dicussion that bores those around them. Often these people are found against walls or under spotlights posing for their "adoring public." See also: Fagadactyl

Eddie was a complete straw chewer as he mawed away on his plastic hose chatting endlessly about Britney Spears.

by Zack Bunker December 30, 2007

straw dog

Used when someone is refering to raping and pillaging someone or multiple people.

"dude, you ready to straw dog that girl?" "yeah, let's straw dog 'er"

by strawdog16 November 1, 2011

grasping at straws

to have false ideas or beliefs about something.

Larry thought Sue loved him, but he was just grasping at straws when he went after her.

by tom777777777777777777777777777 October 18, 2008

straw dog

(n.) Person who is faithful to the process of snorting cocaine. Someone who uses the inhalation of cocaine as the sole purpose of getting high.

With the packet in my pocket, the good stuff, I could only think of her, sitting at home anxiously awaiting my arival like a real straw dog.

by William Bouchie September 1, 2011

straw dog

a word that you interject anytime that you don't know what word to use, but want to make it sound like you're smart.

I listened to that speech on nuclear physics, but the guys whole theory seemed like a straw dog compared to other theorys.

by bread infection January 2, 2006

straw dog

To get raped/pwned by something or someone (usually by a hick or redneck).

1) That girl was so drunk at that bonfire last night she got straw dogged and didn't even know it.

2) I fell so hard on my ass that I feel like I got straw dogged dood.

by 8=d------ February 14, 2012