A thieving cunt from Liverpool. Likes to make the most out of tradgedies (Hillsborough). Someone who speaks a different language to other people so you cannot understand them when they are about to nick your trainers.
by hillsborough89 September 28, 2009
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hilsbrough a disaster, "blame the fucken police lah!! justice!!!!"
heysell, where scousers murderd 39 italians "god those itaes are fucken cunts lah, we didnt do nuffin it was a fucken tragedy lah"
heysell, where scousers murderd 39 italians "god those itaes are fucken cunts lah, we didnt do nuffin it was a fucken tragedy lah"
by fhisthebest May 5, 2006
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a person hailing from the world famous city. unique identity and language. original and humourous. doesnt give a fuck about no-mark mings from nowheresville still stereotypin. inventor of the 'casual' soccer and scally scene. PROUD, individual. SCOUSERS ARE NOT ENGLISH. often socialists. Everton FC supporter. multi talented - music, boxing and football. often copied and imitated.
only people to stand up against Thatchers dictatorship, everton fc a team for the people in a sky tv, money dominated era. wayne rooney, the la's, cast, not to even mention u know who. echo and the bunnymen. john conte.
by AndyH April 7, 2004
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