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starbucks drinker 

A lawyer, teacher, professor, or any generally upper-middle class person who lives in a suburban town who has studied a certain subject but does not fully understand it, thus cannot have an effect while defending someone in court or teach about drugs, and so forth.
"I don't want some Starbucks drinker who's never seen the battlefield, I need someone who's actually been shot at." -Samuel L. Jackson-

Kids and teens won't listen to some Starbucks drinker lecturing them about drugs, gangs, or sex, they need to hear about it from somebody who's been there and done that.
starbucks drinker by AragornElessar November 14, 2009
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Ashley - Wanna go to Starbucks?
Jadeveon (to his friend) - I gotta get my hands on this crack they put in that shit every cracker loves it
Starbucks by skankhunt53 December 1, 2016

Starbucks High 

The sensation one receives after slamming a triple shot caramel macchiato. Side effects may include; trembling hands, massive head aches, and irregular heart beat.

Also known as a caffeine high.
Dude, I haven't had any caffeine in several months but today I just had to have grab some coffee and it gave me a massive Starbucks High!
Starbucks High by xGORBAGx January 21, 2009

Starbucks single 

Pathetic looking (gay or straight) male/female corporate yuppies, aged twenty or thirty something who go to Starbuck’s on a Saturday morning, order a vanilla flavored latte and sit down right next to a window with their laptops/notebooks, pretending to have heaps of work to be immediately done and emails to be answered, while all they’re doing is leering and waiting for someone to pass by and engage in a chit-chat in hope of a long term relationship.
Rob's a hopeless starbucks single.

Let's get a coffe to go and check out the starbucks singles.

My boyfriend used to be a starbucks single but he quit going there when we started going out.
1. place where 'yuppies' hang out in the city
2. best place to get coffee...mmm try a white-chocolate mocha
3. located around the corner
"I work at the starbucks on the corner of heather and broadway..."
"um there are like 12 starbucks there?"
starbucks by coca September 30, 2003
possibly the greatest tasting coffee in the world
the people who dont like this coffee probably drink liquid shit like chock full o nuts and cheaper brands like folgers and maxwell house- they wouldnt know a good tasting coffee if it bit them in the ass
look at all the people on urban dictionary hating on the people who like and drink starbucks cause they cant afford a cup and have to drink folgers

people who drink starbucks have good taste
starbucks by starbucks lover February 23, 2005
Founded in Seattle and The best coffe ever. You can find one on every city block in Seattle, even the space needle
Person 1: Have you seen a starbucks in Seattle?
Person 2: Yes I have there on every city block
Starbucks by soccerplaya7625 December 12, 2008