Golden Stairs

An act where a man stands at the top of stairs while a girl is laying at the bottom with her mouth open, the man then urinates on the stairs as the urine trickles down into her mouth.

Yea bro, i gave her the Golden Stairs.

by Blumpmefineshyt November 21, 2024

Stair

When something is pretty exciting, slay, or just it girl behavior.

Can be used to say that someone did something better than you.

Also can mean the opposite, depending on the context.

“Damn this was pretty stairs”

“Hunters presentation was pretty (up) stairs”
“Man, he stared you”

by Akunekune kurala December 22, 2024

Upstairs down stairs Derek

"Upstairs Downstairs Derek" is an age-old enigma, an elusive phrase passed through generations, its meaning stubbornly out of reach. Is it a historical reference, a forgotten tale, or a nonsensical quirk? Scholars and linguists have tried decoding it, yet the phrase resists interpretation, tantalizing and frustrating in equal measure. Its mystery is compelling, a reminder that some things remain unknown, testaments to language's power and humanity's fascination with the unexplained.

What is upstairs down stairs Derek

by bin man June 21, 2025

Stairs

The thing from Omori. In which Mari falls down and FUCKING DIES.

"Oh shit my sister just fell down the stairs" - Sunny

by Binaph August 18, 2025

Stair Time

Excessively throwing and whipping a girl by her pony tail down the stairs and repeatedly doing so, until you please.

Skade was being a bad girl, so Eric gave her stair time.

by Rabe123! December 9, 2025

Stair Chair

A mystical phenomenon involving a chair that occurs in a University stair well. It is normally tied to Danny Devito, as some sort of pagan shrine. Common occurrences include the University of Lethbridge, and the University of Calgary. Although it has been spotted in SAIT, NAIT, UBC, and elsewhere across the country.

Dude: “hey bro did you see the stair chair today?”
Dudette: “yeah my guy, devito be praised ammirite? Now help me study or else I’m gonna flunk this calculus midterm”

by Stair chair November 23, 2021

Stair steps

Siblings less than 1 year apart

Mary’s kid are less than nine months apart they’re stair steps

by Sawakonori June 15, 2024