Spooza

Noun - A profoundly disgusting and unpalatable culinary creation similar to haggis with a slurry-like consistency, typically composed of unusual, suspect, or putrified ingredients.

As a main course at the innaugural dinner, the chef served up a positively vile spooza and I've been retching ever since.

by RogueWave January 4, 2007

spontainiously combust

When u hold your farts in for too long and blow up

Wow, Kenny just spontainiously combusted!

by Peter Frank May 13, 2005

Sponzalicious

An admiration or a joyful remark when talking about a dog, primarily used for Great Danes. It can be used to denote a specific quality or just to highlight the general deliciousness of their presence.

"Wow, did you see that dog?"
"Yeah! I think it's a great dane"
"Of course it is, look how sponzalicious"

by Sapiosapiens December 19, 2025

spontagousarrogeon

Someone who delights in the art of spontagousarroge.

Peter did you spontagousarroge that young man?

by Bearded Potato June 29, 2003

Spontaneous Gonorrhea II

An event that occurs when your male
(-ho)and your eardrums sound to bullshit like "Hit Me Baby One More Time".

Also, see any pop music that's as popular to hate as it is to love

"Dammit! I was just "bopping" to "Slave" and suddenly my dick started to flame up everytime I piss! So I guess that means that whenever a boy/man listens to pop music it is completely the same as having ungloved sexual intercourse with a bangkok hooker, not washing your hands after eating a huge t-wave of diarrhea with little undigested corn kernels and remnents of a burrito in it, and drinking the urinal fluids of at least thirty different people! Fuck it all! It's not healthy to DO those four things?!!" (Yes, being a guy and listening to Britany Spears is just as dumb as eating shit.)

by lazirus July 8, 2004

Spontaneacity

likelyness of an explosion of randomness measured on a 1-5 scale, rarely harmful, highly funny.

Scale:
1- wall flower
2- tells a joke occasionally(rarely funny)
3- makes jokes at other people
4- always has own ideas and ability to improvise well
5- all of above, never embarresed and up for anything

Ex:
Guy1 - "Man, why is jake always so unpredictable and funny."
Guy2 - "Because his spontaneacity level is off the charts."

by Jaykub September 9, 2007

spontaneadous

the extreme of spontaneous, extra spontaneous

Are you feeling spontaneadous?? (spon-ta-new-a-dus)

by tsuiko June 4, 2007