Crazy Spiderman

To 69 a woman in the elevator in the Empire State Building, going all the way to the top. While still 69'ing her, carry her to the edge of the roof and jump off. Proceed to perform anal sex, just before you reach the half way point you remove your penis and shoot your web like cum at a pole; saving you and her. Gently drop her on the ground and spin around the pole to ram her for the final time.
"I totally did the Crazy Spiderman on that bitch..."
"How are you alive..?"
by Green_Kentucky November 11, 2011
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Spiderman kiss

when you tie a bitch to the ceiling by the legs and she gives you a upside down blow job
Man: Lets Spiderman kiss
Woman: ew no!!!
Man: You don't have a choice
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SpiderMan Facial

SpiderMan Facial is a different and altogether better term for the spiderman because yes, you are simulating the web-slinging act of Spiderman, but what are you actually doing? Giving a facial, right? So essentially, to call it the spiderman is to say you are a comic book dork, but to call it the SpiderMan Facial, as it is called in the adult entertainment industry, is the best and most appropriate way to describe the action. But always remember these two important rules:

1. SpiderMan Facials should only be given upon request by the lucky recipient(s).
2. Don't limit yourself to the face. Area coverage is key ... bellybutton to eyebrow.
Peter North gave a SpiderMan Facial to Ron Jeremy.
by OriginalStarGirl June 1, 2007
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spiderman homecomming

A good lit movie with tom holland
did u see spiderman homecomming
no
by IcySand May 30, 2018
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spiderman slap

After ejaculating in your hand you bitch slap someone
After I came in my hand I Spiderman slapped the hoe
by pkboicu February 19, 2012
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spiderman that hoe

when a guy is fucking someone without a condom and does the withdrawal method, and he jacks himself off to finish and flings the cum at the girl, preferably in her face, while doing the spiderman hand sign.
we don't superman no mo, we just SPIDERMAN THAT HOE
by chingaling October 15, 2007
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black spiderman

A spiderman with a huge penis that has 8 legs on said penis forming a web that when ejaculated comes out as a spider web
by 6ix9ineisapedophile September 1, 2018
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