Southern Lightsaber

When a male gets a hard-on before intercourse, puts on a glowing condom, and at the same time he puts his dick inside her vagina and he farts making a sound similar to a lightsaber stabbing its victim. (Optional: Yell, "I AM YO DADDY!", while doing this!)

"Last night I pulled a southern lightsaber on my girlfriend!"

by Taco Nigga August 27, 2013

fake southern

A person that acts southern but is not

Hannah is a fake southern

by Thedudeguy0093 March 14, 2018

Southern Pacific

A former class 1 railroad in the West & midwest around the US with it famous "Southern Pacific daylight passenger trains" and colorful freight locomotives it been acquired by the union Pacific in 1996 following by the BN/ATSF merger in 1995

Southern Pacific rolls on

by Vtuu February 1, 2021

southern dusting

When you eat out an old lady

SK gave Edna a nice southern dusting at the cracker barrel after church.

by Dbayne30 August 26, 2021

Southern Shambles

The waddle one has after sleeping with their relative who likes to have anal sex

"When cousin Cletus left, my brother Bobby had the Southern Shambles"

by Dat Cassowary September 14, 2015

southern agression

When becoming angry your accent turns southern

Playing game of monopoly with your friends you may experience southern agression.

by King Ezekiel April 28, 2019

Southern Waterslide

When you rub lard on your bare ass, tie yourself to a pickup truck with a long rope, and have a friend drive you down the streets of Myrtle Beach

Ron: “Do anyhing fun this summer?”

Bill: “Just a Southern waterslide”

by Papi Snaz July 9, 2018