A common disturb that still affects too large of a part of the male humans.
The male individual with SCS starts showing symptoms of it when, dating some particularly hot broad, he starts losing touch with his own reality and himself as he used to be, and as he used to be known by his friends (yielding to any stupid tantrums she may come up with, skipping ballgames with buddies, paying attention to silly frivolous shit to please her...).
The condition, in its worst, degenerating forms, could bring to extremes such as jealousy driven paranoia, lost of any interest but trying (in vain) to satisfy any other of her requests, or even leaving a family with kids to pursue an hot babe that will certainly leave you broke or broken.
The male individual with SCS starts showing symptoms of it when, dating some particularly hot broad, he starts losing touch with his own reality and himself as he used to be, and as he used to be known by his friends (yielding to any stupid tantrums she may come up with, skipping ballgames with buddies, paying attention to silly frivolous shit to please her...).
The condition, in its worst, degenerating forms, could bring to extremes such as jealousy driven paranoia, lost of any interest but trying (in vain) to satisfy any other of her requests, or even leaving a family with kids to pursue an hot babe that will certainly leave you broke or broken.
Mark: "hey man, Joe's completely out of control. Since he got with that chick, Shenonda, all he does is checking his phone, trying to reach her, taking notes of her gf's birthdays to appear nice and establish himself in her circle...".
David: "I know...he got the smoking clam syndrome just like a couple of years ago with that stripper from Diego".
David: "I know...he got the smoking clam syndrome just like a couple of years ago with that stripper from Diego".
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"I told Jimmy that if he didn't apologize to that nun for asking if it was her breath or her pussy that smelled terrible, he would be smoking a turd in purgatory."
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Slang term for smoking weed. Reference to an old muppets skit on Saturday Night Live, The Land of Gorch. In this skit, one of the characters is found to be "Smoking Craters", inhaling the smoke from the craters on the planet, presumably for narcotic purposes.
Do you know what your son is doing?
What, has he locked himself in the bathroom with a magazine again?
No! Your son is smoking craters!
What, has he locked himself in the bathroom with a magazine again?
No! Your son is smoking craters!
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While driving on the highway with his smoking buddy, James realized he didn't know anything about him... except that he'd smoked an entire pound in one week, and that his life's ambition was to open a head shop in California.
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Can be smoked in forms of Joints, blunts, spliffs, hot knives, or from bowls coming out of pipes, bongs or vaporizors.
Can be smoked in forms of Joints, blunts, spliffs, hot knives, or from bowls coming out of pipes, bongs or vaporizors.
dude 1: I want to be smoking weed by 4:20 today.
dude 2: Why 4:20?
dude 1: ... I dunno somethign to do.
dude 1: cool, im down fersure
dude 2: Why 4:20?
dude 1: ... I dunno somethign to do.
dude 1: cool, im down fersure
by G-phresh June 20, 2006
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